Following the epic second night I spent in the arms of RX, I
woke up stuporous, feeling slightly warm and strong
palpitations were pounding my left lateral chest. Symptoms persisted so I decided
to consult with a doctor. (Actually more like a bosom buddy who is a doctor, let’s
call him Doctor X.) Doctor X took my medical history and performed a thorough
physical examination. Then after a careful consideration of my presentation, he
came to a disturbing conclusion. Diagnosis: Love Sickness. Holy @#%$! I grabbed
Doctor X by the collar and demanded to be given the strongest available remedy.
He handed me the prescription and I wasted no time and began the intensive
regimen to rid myself of this most dreadful of afflictions.
First course of antibiotics, Amoxicillin: TOBY