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Wednesday, August 21, 2013

John vs Jhoross



Hihihi! Eto ang nagagawa ng ulan... Hehehe!

I did my first comparison of two models in PeopleLikeUs upon the request of Hector of Troy, and I had fun writing the article. So when a request to compare these two models was put forward, I decided to oblige. 

Hahaha! For those who know the history of these two masseurs, you know that this comparison has been a long time coming. <wink! wink!>

This request was from Narutosan, so to you, I dedicate this entry.

Disclaimer: This comparison is subjective. SUBJECTIVE! Again... S-U-B-J-E-C-T-I-V-E!!!


Drum roll please...



Jhoross................3
John....................4

And the winner is JOHN... by the slimmest of margins. 



Hehehe! That's all folks! :)


P.S. Thank you El Presidente, the owner of LP, for giving me permission to publish your pictures. 

25 comments:

  1. Love the new post;witty and informative.

    Love the new template too :)

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  2. Having hired Jhoross myself, i perfectly agree with your ASSessment on him. GARTH

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  3. You're very innovative.. I liked it.. Ikaw na !!! Iodized

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  4. Sino po ang mas magaling sa kanila?

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  5. AnonymousAugust 22, 2013 at 12:09 PM <--- Ang labo! Teeh, marunong kang magbasa?

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  6. very good comparison...ill go for john...now na!

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  7. The undisputed and only title-holder of the web's "Most Discriminating Spa Habitue!" Bravissima mi cara! :-D

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  8. Welcome back!
    We missed you!
    Anyway, kumusta naman kaya itong si Gilbert (LP)?
    Have you tried him?
    Curious lang po .....:-)

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  9. Pahabol lang ... how about si Jake?

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    1. Sa LP din, laging smiling face

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    2. Hehe no one is registering! Perhaps I was not attracted to him which was why I paid no heed to his profile. :)

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  10. Hmmm.... Can u give me the number of john? ;)

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  11. Super galing nga comparative assessment mo. I luv it!! The unbiased and witty evaluation truly makes you the subject-matter-expert! Idol talaga kita! - cooldaddy

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  12. What happened to the entries for Pete and Pete vs Arvy which was the reason why VS series was created? :) They were such good pieces. Makes you long for both of them. :) Can you send me those entries by email jng123ster@gmail.com? Thanks

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    1. Hi, the Pete vs. Arvy entry was never published in this blog because both models choose to be discreet and would only allow to have their photos uploaded in frcentral.activeboard.com. It was posted in Pete's thread, and when he left the trade, his thread was archived along with that entry. :) hehe I'm not sure if I have a copy of that. [check check] :)

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  13. Hi, manilaspanatic... I'm an avid reader of your blog and just made my account now, I like your post because it's very informative on what to expect on them and because of this that I wanted to try hiring someone for the first time. Would like to ask have you hired Jerry from LP? Can you make a review about him, would like to hire him but being a first on this would like someone whose good at massaging and the thing after that, hehehe
    Thank you

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    1. Hi! I've tried Jerry a long time ago, before the birth of this blog. I wrote a short review of him in FRCentral. Here it is:
      Face: I actually had a different person in mind when I visited lightness spa, but since that person was unavailable, I was passed over to Jerry instead. (Hahaha!!! Parang napilitan! Chos!) So, is he good looking? He is okay, but not enough to have me fawning over him.

      Body: No questions necessary. He is a Greek statue brought to life. The Statue of David after 3 sessions of liposuction. Haha yes, he is that fit.

      Voice: If there is anyone who can make John sound like a bass, it's this guy! Only hummingbirds can respond to his call. Hahaha LOL!

      Massage: For MP standards - outstanding! Enough to make you pause and wonder "Na sa legit spa ba ako? Teka! Mali ata pinasukan ko!" Hahaha!

      Size: No matter how much you stretch your imagination, he is reggie with average girth.

      ES: Ok, this was the time when I thought the standard rate was only P1.2k (Haha yes, it was that long time ago), so I was not ready when he suddenly quoted to me his price. So with what I have, we agreed that he would just lie down and I will do all the work. (No hard feelings, hehe, yun lang naman kaya ko that time.)

      Overall: Hmmm... for me, I guess once was enough. It was a good experience, but I am looking for FIREWORKS!

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  14. So how much na kaya say ngayon?

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  15. John?! Hmmm... masubukan nga, jhoross is my first so john will be the next, sana ma contact ko sya

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  16. I respect your assessment of the two Madam but for me JHOROSS is it.

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