Ocular

Did an ocular of the spas along Kamias-Kamuning and found the following masseurs capable of wetting the appetite.


Homme Spa:  

1. Myron - I have seen his pictures splattered across the internet, and yet I was not prepared for what I saw. He is damn good-looking. Pictures are not doing him any justice. If not for the grotesque tattoos and vertically challenged stature, he might have been the first choice for the evening. I am putting him in the bucket list.

2. Arnie - So-so. I have found that his photogenicity does not translate in the flesh. His looks are not bad, but it does not justify the hype surrounding this masseur. Perhaps on rainy days.

Note: Homme spa charges P700 for home service every hour. So spending two hours with a masseur will cost P1400. 

Seriously? We have heard of masseurs robbing us blind. Behold the spa that will do that for you. 

Heavenly touch: 

1. Adrian - Looks a little aged and will definitely benefit from a round of Botox. But the nice pecs and even distribution of chest hair are two things I cannot wait to bury my face into. Hihihi! Definitely coming back for this one.

2. Jake - He has the best face along the stretch of Kamias-Kamuning. Unfortunately, even the manager asked him not to take off his shirt. Probably did not want me screaming in fright from what I was about to see underneath. Workout first, then we'll talk! Hahaha!

Nature's green: 

1. JD - Not a stand out at first but becomes better looking after staring at him a little longer. Then after a while more, I find myself pining for his toned pecs and biceps. I will be dipping into this pool next.  

Eaglenest: 

Fortunately, I did not come across evil mamasan. She is probably out promoting her new movie! Hahaha

1. Cesar -The winner of the night. I was already wet in my panties when I first saw the nice complexion, large built and macho attitude. I am not saying that he is the most good-looking of the bunch, but for that evening, I find my body aching for his, and his body, in turn, will soon be aching! Hahaha

Touch of green:

Ummm... the masseurs went into hiding. And I was really hoping to catch Akihiro. <sigh!>

Gently touch:

Non-existent. I would rather suck face with my spa-hopping buddy. Hahaha!