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Sunday, June 29, 2014

Chupstogo


There are a few bloggers that I truly admire. And in my admiration, sometimes I like to experience using their style of telling a story. This is why some of my entries are reminiscent of the great miss chuniverse, who's wit and sense of humor remains unparalleled. Another is Chupstogo. So this next FR is written in the style of his talent. 


This is how I came about meeting my latest conquest:






Hihihi!

Back to reality!



Appearance: Hay gwapo! Probably the most good-looking in Datu's line-up. He looks like a goon in the photos uploaded by Datu, but make no mistake, the guy looks very decent in person. 

Attitude: Mabait, but then again, baguhan. Rey was not kidding when he texted that the guy was fresh from the province. And very fresh indeed. He is still full of that charming probinsyano-naivete and has yet to learn the ropes of living the city life.

Massage: Uulitin ko: Baguhan! Haha! Do not expect to feel relaxed from the massage. He is still learning the skills of the craft. And there were instances when the massage gets too painful.

MS: Aray aray! Masakit!!! Masakit!!! [Looks at Jigz]

Jigz: [Smiles with perfect teeth]

MS: OK ok... carry on.

MS: Ouch ouch! Wag diyan! Wag diyan! [Looks at Jigz]

Jigz: [Smiles again with perfect teeth]

MS: Ok ok... you're forgiven.

Char!

But he did try to make it up with sincerity. Yes... 1 hour and 45 minutes of sincerity! Kaloka! I thought the massage was never going to end. 

Hihihi!

That which every masseur will be measured with: BIG! as in BIG! and curves to the left.

ES: Uulitin ko ulit: Baguhan! Do not expect anything at all! The guy has only been in Datu for a week and has no experience in other MPs. I was the 3rd client to avail of his ES, Chupstogo was the 2nd. The guy was literally still shivering with fear. I feel like such a rapist. There were instances when my tongue reaches areas I know none of his girlfriends from the past, present or future will ever reach and his body starts convulsing, his eyes closes, his bites his lips and lets out an involuntary "aaaaahhhh!"

Overall: I do understand why Chupstogo felt a closeness to the guy. His innocence is genuine. His smile still untainted. 

Will I come back for seconds? Sure, why not. But next time, I want to be the rapee!

Hihihi!

Now, no Filipino movie is complete without a scene of two bitches going at each others throats...

So... sa muling pagkikita namin ni Chupstogo:





Hahaha!

Mama Rey is the manager of Datu Spa. Thank you for helping me out with Jigz. And... peace tayo ah. :)

To Chupstogo: GRABE!!! Ang hirap pala gumawa ng ganito! Hahaha! I have always known you are talented, but after trying your style of conveying your story, I have a new found respect for you! This imitation of your craft is my sincerest way of saying "Ang galing mo!" Hahaha

Now for the not-so Miss Universe response: AT NAKAGANTI NA DIN AKO FOR BEING A CONSTANT SUBJECT NG MGA BEKI COMICS MO! HAHAHAHA!


13 comments:

  1. anong number niya???!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. sorry, baguhan din ako... hehe... saan po ba yung Datu Spa?

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    1. It's in E. Rodriquez. Near the underpass before the street merges with Aurora Blvd.

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  3. Bwahahaha! Loveeet! Dahil jan, antayin mo ganti ko MS! Chos!

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  4. Madam ask ko lang hinde ko makita yung post mo aboutnthe hada graph

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    1. Ah sorry, that entry is not yet finished. I just published it for less than 30 seconds to see how it would look like. Will publish it next week. :)

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  5. Ako din po di ko makita yung hada graphs. Antabayanan ko po next week. Baka nag-research pa si MS para mas convincing ang article. Kulang pa teh? Chos!

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  6. can you share how much was it?

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  7. nakapunta ako dyan sa datu when i was a student ... then nakuha ko yung ALLEN... ang sarap ang laki pa... 1500 ang es

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  8. Tanong Lang, open pa ba ang Lakan?

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