Expectations

It's confirmed.

Dumating na ang araw na kinakatakutan ko...

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One day, nadecide kong mag apparition sa quaint little house ng Touch of Delight.

ManilaSpanatic with the royal entourage

Isa isang pinarada ni dear Paulina ang kanyang mga stable boys.

Well, sa totoo lang, si Jelson talaga ang pakay ko that night.

Pero gusto ko lang ipaalam sa mga boys that they were in the presence of royalty!

Char!

Hahaha!

So konting pagpapanggap na namimili kuno para hindi nila isipin na inabala ko sila para sa wala, at tinuro ko na ang victim... este... royal consort... for the night.

MS: One Jelson, please. Hihihi

Paulina: Ay wag yan, your royal highness! Please choose another.

MS: [Startled] Huh? Vhaket???

Paulina: Baka hindi niya kayanin ang mga pangangailangan mo, my Queen.

MS: At bakit mo alam ang mga pangangailangan ko?!?!?!

Paulina: Eh kasi... sabi nila...

MS: ANO??? Ansabeh ng mga hampas lupang balak dumihan ang aking refutashyen??? Ano naman ang sinabi nilang pinapagawa ko sa mga masahista?

Paulina: Teh... parang ganito:

MS: SHUTANGINAMESH!!! Paano nila nalaman?!?... este... Isang kasinungalingan yan!!!

FUTEK!

It's confirmed.

Sira na ang aking image as the virgin queen!

Char!

Hahaha!

MS: Haist! O siya siya! I am the master of improvisation. Ano ba ang kaya ng talent mo?

Pinalapit ni Paulina si fafa Jelson at inabot sa akin ang kanyang menu...

Please do not take this literally! Hahaha!

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At tulad ng mga madidilim ng ulap bago bumuhos ang matinding ulan

Dumating ang realization na matutulog akong...

Gutom

Hahaha!

Appearance: Let's face it. Despite the reputation, despite the infamous limitations in ES, it is undeniable that Jelson has the X-factor. I've been to Touch of Delight quite a few times already when I embark on my pilgrimage along Kamias, Kamuning, E. Rodriguez and Scout Yolanda, and every time I stop by, I always try to catch a glimpse of Jelson. 

Ewan ko ba...

Basta kinikilig ako pag nakikita ko siya.

Hihihi!

Massage: Dito ako napakanta ng "Bakit ngayon ka lang?"! It was goooood! He was well-trained. He was fantastic. I have read a few comments that no matter how good a masseur is, he could never compare to a legit spa. Ang masasabi ko lang ay:

Mga teh! Saan ba kayo nagpapamasahe?

I have been to legit spas and I have encountered masseurs that are not as good as him. So please, if you know where this legit spa nirvana is, let me know!

Hahaha!

The fifth appendage: Aaaayyyy!!! Ano nangyari? Nagkacellulitis ka ba sa ari at hindi na humupa ang edema? Baka makuha pa ng furosemide! Char! 

It was in the shape of an ice cream... literally.

ES: To be fair, I was duly informed that there will be no kissing, no receptive fellatio, no intercourse and no fun... CHAR!!! Hahaha But with all things considered, I did enjoy seeing him writhe while tonguing his nipples as my hands crept from his chest to his tummy, his dick, his balls and his perineum and watch him explode with his back arched with a loud moan. 

Overall: The encounter could have been a complete and utter disaster, if it were not for Jelson and Paulina being forthright with what he can and cannot do. He gave his terms and I agreed to them and I chose to respect his arbitrary limitations. I do not regret the experience with Jelson but truthfully, it does leave me wishing there would be more. With that being said, I am not writing him off just yet. I still could not deny that I will crave for him once more.

How is the chameleon?

Confused