Smogasbord!!!

Hahaha! I can't decide... 

Shall I go home with one?

Two?

or THREE?!?!?!?

Hahahaha!!!

CHOS!!!

A good thing

I have been invited to another famous LP pictorial. I still go sometimes not for the sake of seeing models in the flesh, but to meet old acquaintances and see familiar faces. So there we were a picture of serenity, glad to see old friends exchanging pleasantries.

Appearance: Here is how it went the moment Tristan stepped in...

Ding dong... models came in cowering in fear... MS spots Tristan...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Six models arrived, in my eyes, only one mattered! We were literally ready to jump his bones and take the spin! Tristan did admit feeling a sense of impending doom the first time he met us - me in particular! Hihihi! Perhaps I should refrain from uttering such phrases:

El Presidente: [being accomodating and calming the models down] Upo kayo. Relax lang. Wala naman kaming gagawin sa inyo.

Spakol: OO! Walang mangyayari sa inyo... [looks at Tristan] except sayo!

Spakol: Hindi kami kumakain ng tao dito... [looks at Tristan] except ikaw!

Spakol: Wala kaming ipapagawa na ayaw ninyo... [looks at Tristan] ihanda ang POSAS!!!

Hahaha!!! Forgive me Tristan! I could not help it! He was exquisite and the reception he received from the room is a clear reflection of that. We parted ways with the poor chap probably rattling and feeling violated! [Ctrl-B had first dibs! So my time with Tristan was after that.]

Hihihi!

Attitude: Tristan is not new to this trade and has been here for quite some time already. But despite all that, he has maintained the demeanor of the newbie. He is humble, good-natured and endearing. Most models strive to be pleasant for the sake of professionalism, and as much as we deny it, deep down you know  they are only keeping up with appearances. Tristan, on the other hand, is genuinely nice. Before he came to LP, he has had good word of mouth, and now meeting him in the flesh, he does not disappoint. 

Massage: Not entirely memorable. I enjoy a hard massage but perhaps with his small to medium frame he is unable to deliver just that. But he will put his back into it and give an earnest massage. 

That which can make or break a masseur: Not that thick but long and nicely shaped. To appreciate Tristan, you cannot isolate a part of his body alone. Look at him in his entirety and you will find him incredibly sexy.

ES: He is no slouch in this department. Eager to please and will perhaps fulfill your needs as much as he could. He ran his tongue from neck to knees and gave it a soft kiss. From the knees he runs up once more to plant a soft kiss on my lips and slowly inserts his tongue to meet mine. I turned him over to appreciate his entirety and began kissing the chest that percolated a whiff of fragrance. Then slowly I let my lips feel the contours of his body and went down to position myself in between his thighs. I let it slide through my lips, he closes his eyes and then a soft moan. He looks at me once more with the kindest of eyes, and smiles. After the intensity of tension release, I lay beside him once more and he snuggled into my shoulder. 

Another thing that has stuck to me happened when we were about to part ways from our first encounter and I asked Tristan to go on ahead of me to save him from any awkwardness he might feel from being seen going down the elevator with a client. He looked at me perplexed by the suggestion I have just thrown.

Spakol: Ayaw mo po ba mauna para hindi po nakakahiya?

Tristan: Bakit po ako mahihiya?

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Aaaaayyyy!!! Will you be my new prince?!? Hahahaha!!!

CHOS!!!

So how is the chameleon?

Ecstatic!

Will I come back for seconds? Haha well I don't know! Ask him where he was on Monday, Wednesday and Friday last week! [wink wink]

He is officially KFC #2! :)

Undiscovered

Most photographs of masseurs we see in the internet have been outrageously photoshopped to bend the limits of reality. Blemishes are edited out; epidermal surface smoothened to create the illusion of a silky texture and skin tone made lighter by one or two shades to make the complexion seem fairer - all in hopes of pushing a masseur’s marketability and in extension, the establishment’s popularity. Sometimes, one cannot help it but understand the intention behind the actions that borders on false advertising. After all, in this increasingly competitive industry where new masseurs, new establishments and new websites continue to sprout like mushrooms, pictures provide an effective means of installing that all-too-important first impressions; it should be able to stand out from the array of men and grab our ever more fickle attention.

Which is why I have found it hilarious that Hilom has decided to go the other way around.

Appearance: The photographer of Hilom should be shot dead… by firing squad… now! Hahaha! ECHOS!

James is six foot tall with a face that seems to yet outgrow his adolescent years, placed on top of a body of a grown man. He has many likable features but what I enjoyed the most were the long curling eyelashes and the long legs. When he was presented to me, I remember my head turning in every direction where he was situated. And when I asked who he was and why his picture was not uploaded in Hilom’s website, they pointed out to me the picture they uploaded to represent James.

“HUWAT? Siya yan? HONGLAYO naman!!!”

So again, 

Demeanor: James was nice, professional and obviously still a newbie which he tries to compensate by feigning confidence. So of course, he was never truly at ease and all the time, he was walking on eggshells. Conversation was dry and lacked spontaneity, but not for the lack of trying. I was told that he eventually warms up on successive meetings, and I did see a glimmer of this on our second encounter.

Perhaps I need more meetings. Hihihi!

Massage: I have availed of three masseurs from Hilom, and true to the establishment’s policy, they live up to the name “masseur”, and James was no exception. Without a doubt, he has knowledge of the proper techniques but perhaps what he lacked was practice and experience. So I gave the manager my feedback, just a few ideas I threw out but expected nothing of it. So who would have thought that on our following meet up, he would follow my advice to the letter!

I wonder what else I can make him do... 

Hihihi!!!

The shaft of dreams: A little above average… thick! James belongs to the group of men with mouth-friendly lollipops. Hehehe!

ES: He will do just about anything except sing to your microphone or dance on your pole. But in all aspects, I think he is definitely still a newbie and has yet to master the art of love-making. But if the improvement in massage is any indication, then I would like to see what happens in the future in this department.

So how is the chameleon?

Satisfied

Will I come back for seconds? Hmmm... let's see...

Yes!!!

John vs Jhoross

Hihihi! Eto ang nagagawa ng ulan... Hehehe!

I did my first comparison of two models in PeopleLikeUs upon the request of Hector of Troy, and I had fun writing the article. So when a request to compare these two models was put forward, I decided to oblige. 

Hahaha! For those who know the history of these two masseurs, you know that this comparison has been a long time coming. <wink! wink!>

This request was from Narutosan, so to you, I dedicate this entry.

Disclaimer: This comparison is subjective. SUBJECTIVE! Again... S-U-B-J-E-C-T-I-V-E!!!

Drum roll please...

Jhoross................3

John....................4

And the winner is JOHN... by the slimmest of margins. 

Hehehe! That's all folks! :)

P.S. Thank you El Presidente, the owner of LP, for giving me permission to publish your pictures. 

Déjà vu

Disclosure: My appointment with Angelo was coursed through Boss Barako, the moderator of Barakong Pinoy, so how it affected his behavior, I cannot know for certain.

Ok, let's get straight to the point because I am meeting my KFC in awhile! Haha! The cold rain really stirs in me a desire to seek body heat.

Hihihi

Appearance: Oooohhh... Tall! Angelo stands at 6 feet with deliciously protruding chest although he does have love handles that I think he can do without.  Do not expect to be blown away by his appearance, (he is from Barakong Pinoy after all which features ER-type men) but he does have a certain appeal and I do recall feeling a surge of libido, a rare occurrence after having met my now regular masseur. Angelo is what I would call a gem amidst the line up of men of Barakong Pinoy. He certainly cannot compete with the best-looking masseurs of the industry, but for his asking price, he is what I would call "the best bang for the buck". And I do love those long legs wrapped around me during the throes of our grapple of love. Hihihi!

Demeanor: Angelo was nervous when he met me so much so that he was at our agreed meeting place an hour before our appointed schedule. (Boss Barako, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU TELL ANGELO?!?!? Hahaha!). Having said that, he was pleasant, well-mannered, talkative and accommodating. But what gave me a lasting impression were his words that I believe was said with sincerity: 

"Sa totoo lang, your highness, (ECHOS!!! ECHOS LANG!!! Aaaayyyy!!! Wala sanang magagalit! Hahaha! Back to reality), sir, malaki po ang pasasalamat ko sa mga gays, kasi kung hindi dahil sa kanila, wala po sigurong akong natapos."

Massage: He has had experience working as a reflexologist and the moans he managed to squeeze out of me reflects this proficiency. With well-placed strokes that accentuates at the right pressure points, you feel once more you are getting your money's worth. 

That important thing that makes us scream: Reggie. But size is not everything, at least not for me. I also pay particular attention to shape. There are certain peckers that are so delightfully formed that they glide through the lips with the utmost of ease. Off the top of my head, these belong to models such as RX, Nash, Miguel... and now Angelo... but on a lesser scale. Hehehe.

ES: Fantastic! I feel as if I have been raped many times over. He kisses torridly with one of the most dynamic tongues I have encountered. Hahaha! Perhaps a little too dynamic for my taste. But he works hard, aims to please and will run those lips to almost every inch of the surface of your body to find your those special places that makes you go "WAG DIYAN! WAG DIYAN!... WA***... Ugh... Aaaaahhhhhh!!!...". HAHAHA!!!

I apologize for the short anecdote of the encounter, perhaps what I am about to show you can compensate for the lack of graphic details.

So here goes:

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PHOTOBLOG!

Tissue... anyone? HAHAHAHA!!!

So how is the chameleon?

Happy

Will I come back for seconds? Hindi na siguro! CHOS!!! Haha! Come my gentle giant, let me feel your crushing weight on top of my aching body once more!

Hihihi!

How do you mend a broken heart?

Dear readers,

Thank you very much for the continued support you have given. It is heartwarming to see a creation I started out of sheer fun and joy to help alleviate the paucity of information across the internet to receive this much hospitality.

I imagine my first venture into this world was pretty much the same as everyone else. The shroud of mystery surrounding this realm can be increasingly daunting to the new. But perhaps unlike others, I was fortunate to have a dear friend who was generous enough to accompany me during the time my feet first waded the shallow waters. Because of him, I have learned how to stay afloat, and soon, I became brave enough to dive by myself deeper into the abyss. Not every encounter will live up to what you have hoped for. Some will exceed your expectations, while others will fall far from it, but you will always look back and compare it to that first experience and the persistence to press on will come from trying to get back that which you have first felt.

Looking back once more, I have realized that it was the company of someone familiar during my time in this once foreign microcosm that has provided me with great comfort and has paved the way to countless adventures. And so just as how my friend was once to me, I had hoped that this blog in a way has offered you the same comfort I was privileged to have.

To those who have continually anticipated my next entry and to those who have persistently asked for new updates, you are my source of frustration… and motivation. Thank you. And to the well-wishers, thank you as well. I am alive and well but my relative absence can be explained by one thing:

I am with a broken heart.

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AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO MEND A BROKEN HEART THAN TO BURY MYSELF INTO ANOTHER GORGEOUS MAN!!!

So presenting BAND AID #1: MacMac

I think I am ready to cry on those arms now! Ahihihi!!!

Why I dubbed thee Mr. Man-Boobs

Huhuhu!


Setting an appointment with my absolute favorite model has now become more difficult than searching for gold!


What in the world have I done? Who will now provide me with the warmth of human touch during the cold summer nights?


ECHOS! Mainit talaga ngayon! Walang cold sa summer nights! Libog lang talaga ako!


Hahahaha!

Fortunately, if the royal consort is not available, the royal concubines are ready to serve their queen! 


CHOS!


I chose Ken in particular this time because a certain message from him from the other day had me laughing to the floor.


"Sir, bakit ganon? Bakit "Boobs" ang tawag ng mga nagtetext sa akin?"


OMG! Hahaha! LOL!


You naughty naugthy readers! Hahaha!


But let me at least explain how he got the nickname.


I tried taking photographs of the phenomenon, then I discovered that it was getting ridiculous...


So I am left with no choice but to provide a video that would explain better why he was dubbed as "Mr. Man-Boobs". 

ManilaSpanatic Ken from ManilaSpanatic on Vimeo.

Aaaaayyy!!! Itigil yan!!! Baka mapalitan si crowned Prince of my heart! Hahaha!

And now, time for another, what my friends have called, the "Spanatic" pose!

Mythical Five

AAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!

I have been bombarded by so many inquiries for recommendation, to which my answer has always been: I do not give recommendations! Everyone has to understand that what I write in this blog is a reflection of my own experiences and it will not always parallel what your adventures will be like. 

But with that being said, what I can give is a personal list of the masseurs who I have taken a liking to. I have considered looks, performance, and chemistry, but most of all, they have made the top of my list because I find myself craving for more. 

Please also take into account that this list was formulated from the very very very limited number of models I have been with. Hahaha!

ECHOS!

Again, this is my personal list. So girls, retract your claws. Hihihi!

Well, honestly speaking, there is no solid number 5 yet. So for now, it's a battle between Mr. Smell-so-good and Mr. Man-Boobs. Hahaha! 

Ronald, by far, is the most fragrant masseur I have been with. Silky smooth skin that, unfortunately, has been marred by occasional tattoos. His performance leaves nothing to complain about. Oh, did I also mention that he is the cousin of MacMac? 

Why did Ken make the top of my list as well despite the lack-luster performance? Well, again in one hyphenated word: Man-Boobs! Oooohhh!!! I find myself craving for more again! 

Oh! Walang aangal! As I have said, this is my personal list! Hahaha!

Hmmm... people either love him or hate him. True, a chicken pecking your back for scraps of food would have passed for a more decent massage than what this guy has to offer and his crass sense of humor may put others off. But, what he lacks in massage and etiquette, he makes up for in ES. Plus, I also find him sweet and easy to be with. 

Last year, he was in the middle of a health issue. So I reached out to him once more...

I apologize for taking so long to post the result, hopefully this could give the issue some rest.

Anecdotes of MacMac's performance have been inconsistent. Some say that he  lies down and expects you to do all the work, while some rave about their experience with him. My time with him however was a pleasant surprise. I think he has the best hands in the business. His strokes were purposeful and reaches deep into the muscles. But what I liked most about Macmac is that he comes in with all this attitude and male bravado, but once you get past his defenses, you see a person who is decent and quite charming.

RX

Was there any doubt that this guy would make the list. Looks... Check. Professionalism... Check. Body... Check Check Check!!! Hahaha! He has been in the business for quite some time already, still there are no signs of abatement. Angry hords complain that he is notoriously difficult to book, and that is because his regulars are enough to occupy most of his time. He is a testament to the fact that good-looks and body will give you a head start, but great attitude and professionalism will push you to the status of legends.

Haha! Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you. That is the notorious Nash. 

In the past, I would have personally lit the stake he was bound to and watch him writhe under the heat of the burning flames. Right now, I am singing a different tune. The guy has everything: height, looks, skin, body, girth, and length, and now with the reformation of his attitude, he literally has everything. I have seen him four times already in the past ten days, and I still find myself inexplicably wanting for more.

So there... I hope this answers your questions. :)