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Sunday, April 14, 2013

Why I dubbed thee Mr. Man-Boobs


Huhuhu!


Setting an appointment with my absolute favorite model has now become more difficult than searching for gold!


What in the world have I done? Who will now provide me with the warmth of human touch during the cold summer nights?


ECHOS! Mainit talaga ngayon! Walang cold sa summer nights! Libog lang talaga ako!


Hahahaha!


Fortunately, if the royal consort is not available, the royal concubines are ready to serve their queen! 


CHOS!


I chose Ken in particular this time because a certain message from him from the other day had me laughing to the floor.


"Sir, bakit ganon? Bakit "Boobs" ang tawag ng mga nagtetext sa akin?"


OMG! Hahaha! LOL!


You naughty naugthy readers! Hahaha!


But let me at least explain how he got the nickname.


I tried taking photographs of the phenomenon, then I discovered that it was getting ridiculous...


So I am left with no choice but to provide a video that would explain better why he was dubbed as "Mr. Man-Boobs". 




Aaaaayyy!!! Itigil yan!!! Baka mapalitan si crowned Prince of my heart! Hahaha!


And now, time for another, what my friends have called, the "Spanatic" pose!









Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Mythical Five





AAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!


I have been bombarded by so many inquiries for recommendation, to which my answer has always been: I do not give recommendations! Everyone has to understand that what I write in this blog is a reflection of my own experiences and it will not always parallel what your adventures will be like. 

But with that being said, what I can give is a personal list of the masseurs who I have taken a liking to. I have considered looks, performance, and chemistry, but most of all, they have made the top of my list because I find myself craving for more. 

Please also take into account that this list was formulated from the very very very limited number of models I have been with. Hahaha!

ECHOS!

Again, this is my personal list. So girls, retract your claws. Hihihi!
















Well, honestly speaking, there is no solid number 5 yet. So for now, it's a battle between Mr. Smell-so-good and Mr. Man-Boobs. Hahaha! 

Ronald, by far, is the most fragrant masseur I have been with. Silky smooth skin that, unfortunately, has been marred by occasional tattoos. His performance leaves nothing to complain about. Oh, did I also mention that he is the cousin of MacMac? 

Why did Ken make the top of my list as well despite the lack-luster performance? Well, again in one hyphenated word: Man-Boobs! Oooohhh!!! I find myself craving for more again! 

Oh! Walang aangal! As I have said, this is my personal list! Hahaha!







Hmmm... people either love him or hate him. True, a chicken pecking your back for scraps of food would have passed for a more decent massage than what this guy has to offer and his crass sense of humor may put others off. But, what he lacks in massage and etiquette, he makes up for in ES. Plus, 
I also find him sweet and easy to be with. 

Last year, he was in the middle of a health issue. So I reached out to him once more...


I apologize for taking so long to post the result, hopefully this could give the issue some rest.



Anecdotes of MacMac's performance have been inconsistent. Some say that he  lies down and expects you to do all the work, while some rave about their experience with him. My time with him however was a pleasant surprise. I think he has the best hands in the business. His strokes were purposeful and reaches deep into the muscles. But what I liked most about Macmac is that he comes in with all this attitude and male bravado, but once you get past his defenses, you see a person who is decent and quite charming.













RX
Was there any doubt that this guy would make the list. Looks... Check. Professionalism... Check. Body... Check Check Check!!! Hahaha! He has been in the business for quite some time already, still there are no signs of abatement. Angry hords complain that he is notoriously difficult to book, and that is because his regulars are enough to occupy most of his time. He is a testament to the fact that good-looks and body will give you a head start, but great attitude and professionalism will push you to the status of legends.
















Haha! Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you. That is the notorious Nash. 

In the past, I would have personally lit the stake he was bound to and watch him writhe under the heat of the burning flames. Right now, I am singing a different tune. The guy has everything: height, looks, skin, body, girth, and length, and now with the reformation of his attitude, he literally has everything. I have seen him four times already in the past ten days, and I still find myself inexplicably wanting for more.

So there... I hope this answers your questions. :)




Sunday, April 7, 2013

Mr. Man-Boobs


Because my flavor of the month developed a case of "exhaustion" <Hehehe!>, I was forced to find a last minute replacement to bridge the pangs of hunger.

Looks: I have asked Ken to meet with me with a group of friends. Three found him hot while one said not so. So I am guessing he does not have, in my friend's words, what they call as "universal appeal". As for me, when his picture was shown to me, I booked him the following day. Hahaha! I'm really not good when it comes to concealing excitement!

Demeanor: He is a little soft-spoken, sadly, because he has a nice tone to his voice. I met with him twice already and he has a tendency for tardiness. But, overall, he was pleasant and a pleasure to be with.

Body: Meet Mr. Man-Boobs himself! If there is one thing about Ken that will keep me coming back for more, it's his body. Medium to large built with a chest shaped that it protrudes out from the surface of his torso. Slightly slim waist that holds an abdomen with faint silhouettes of muscles. <Salivating again!>.  I believe the instant he took off his clothes, I was chanting: Man-Boobs... Man-Boobs... Man-Boobs! HAHAHA!!!

Massage: It was done well. He took his time and I think I even dozed off in the middle.

ES: Not his strongest suit. Well... I can see that he tries but he lacks a certain gusto. He will kiss your neck, do nipple play and nibble your body but has trouble showing enthusiasm while going through the motions. The first time we met, kissing was limited to momentary smacking. I did advise him that other guests may take it against him, so the second time we met there was more lip action and I think I felt a bit of tongue in their somewhere. <At least, it's going uphill! Hehehe!>. Cock is average that curves downwards. So for the fellatio enthusiasts, this guy's member will not elicit a violent gag reflex.

Parang ganito. Haha pero hindi naman aabot sa windpipe, so no risk of choking. Makikiliti lang ang tonsils! Hahahaha! ECHOS!

Aftermath: I have heard complains that after the deed, this guy just could not get out of the room fast enough, and I agree with them. After our first session, he immediately got up, took a shower and grabbed his clothes with lightning speed. However in our second meeting, lumabas ang pagiging dominatrix ko!


"Hoy ikaw! Tanggalin mo brief mo at humiga ka sa tabi ko!"

Aaaaaaayyyyy!!! Nasira ang aking lady-like persona! Hahahahaha!

Yeah, he is still not used to this business so I understand where he is coming from. Hopefully, my little chat with him did the trick. 

Overall... Hehe! I'm really a sucker for good-looking guys. But honestly, he still needs time and perhaps a few pointers. Perhaps if you are looking for a stellar performance then best to look elsewhere for the moment. But I did see an improvement from the first meeting to the second and he does listen. So fingers crossed.

Anyway, I was looking through his pictures that I took from our second meeting and noticed something: