Most
photographs of masseurs we see in the internet have been outrageously
photoshopped to bend the limits of reality. Blemishes are edited out; epidermal
surface smoothened to create the illusion of a silky texture and skin
tone made lighter by one or two shades to make the complexion seem fairer - all
in hopes of pushing a masseur’s marketability and in extension, the
establishment’s popularity. Sometimes, one cannot help it but understand the
intention behind the actions that borders on false advertising. After all, in
this increasingly competitive industry where new masseurs, new establishments
and new websites continue to sprout like mushrooms, pictures provide an
effective means of installing that all-too-important first impressions; it should
be able to stand out from the array of men and grab our ever more fickle
attention.
Which
is why I have found it hilarious that Hilom has decided to go the other way
around.
Appearance: The
photographer of Hilom should be shot dead… by firing squad… now! Hahaha! ECHOS!
James
is six foot tall with a face that seems to yet outgrow his adolescent years, placed on top of a body of a grown man. He has many likable features but what I enjoyed the
most were the long curling eyelashes and the long legs. When he was presented
to me, I remember my head turning in every direction where he was situated. And
when I asked who he was and why his picture was not uploaded in Hilom’s
website, they pointed out to me the picture they uploaded to represent James.
“HUWAT?
Siya yan? HONGLAYO naman!!!”
So again,
Demeanor: James
was nice, professional and obviously still a newbie which he tries to
compensate by feigning confidence. So of course, he was never truly at ease and
all the time, he was walking on eggshells. Conversation was dry and lacked spontaneity,
but not for the lack of trying. I was told that he eventually warms up on
successive meetings, and I did see a glimmer of this on our second encounter.
Perhaps
I need more meetings. Hihihi!
Massage: I have availed of three
masseurs from Hilom, and true to the establishment’s policy, they live up to
the name “masseur”, and James was no exception. Without a doubt, he has
knowledge of the proper techniques but perhaps what he lacked was practice and
experience. So I gave the manager my feedback, just a few ideas I threw out but
expected nothing of it. So who would have thought that on our following meet
up, he would follow my advice to the letter!
I wonder what else I can make him do...
Hihihi!!!
The shaft of dreams: A little above
average… thick! James belongs to the group of men with mouth-friendly lollipops.
Hehehe!
ES: He will do just about anything except sing to your microphone or dance on your pole. But in all aspects, I think he is definitely still a newbie and has yet to master the art of love-making. But if the improvement in massage is any indication, then I would like to see what happens in the future in this department.
So how is the chameleon?
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| Satisfied |
Will I come back for seconds? Hmmm... let's see...
Yes!!!
