John was actually one of the nicest I’ve encountered
in the MP business (and yes, I have looked around), so when less than
flattering reviews of him kept popping one after the other, I was taken aback.
At first, I read in disbelief as line after line, discontented naysayers expounded
on his supposed mischiefs. But after reading through an ample amount of reviews
with a common animosity towards him, I began to wonder “What the hell is
happening to the one who I once considered to be the glimmer of hope from the
vast wasteland that is massage parlors?”