Being John

John was actually one of the nicest I’ve encountered in the MP business (and yes, I have looked around), so when less than flattering reviews of him kept popping one after the other, I was taken aback. At first, I read in disbelief as line after line, discontented naysayers expounded on his supposed mischiefs. But after reading through an ample amount of reviews with a common animosity towards him, I began to wonder “What the hell is happening to the one who I once considered to be the glimmer of hope from the vast wasteland that is massage parlors?”

In hopes of getting to the bottom of these issues, I decided that it was time for our 2^nd meeting. And of course, getting to the bottom of these issues was not my only agenda. Hehehe!

Though I do recommend a lot of masseurs, the fact is, most of them will never glimpse on my shadow again. While majority of my previous conquest have left little to complain about, only a select few could truly sustain my interest. And what about John? The moment I saw John approaching the door of my vehicle, with his slick hair combed back, tight fitting sando to accentuate an expanded chest and killer sunglasses that elevated his boyish charm, I was panting like a hungry dog. Not only was he able to sustain my elusive interest, he was actually reveling in its glory.  So I pushed the pedal to the floor and exhibited yet another display of driving calisthenics as we skidded at every turn on our way to my go-to lair of lust.

So now on to the pressing matter at hand…

Issue #1: The steep PF

Ah yes, the infamous issue. Of all the rumors hovering over his reputation, this appalled me the most. So what happened? According to John, it was actually a client who urged him to increase his wages, and that his present quotation was too low for his talents. Being a simple guy from a hick town from the south, he allowed himself to be swayed by the flattery of one person, unbeknownst of the repercussions his actions has let loose.   

There is actually no way to prove that such conversation did occur. And I am almost certain that everyone is now formulating in their mind their possible retort to John’s telling of his side of the story. “Totoo ba talagang nangyari yan?” “Dapat hindi siya nagpadala” “Sinasabi lang niya yan para may excuse siya” Hahaha! I can already imagine the hate mails piling up. I have already talked some sense into him and he has heeded my advice. So before you bring out the torches and pitchforks, I urge you ladies to keep your eyes on the price. The important thing is, now, he has promised to keep it a little more within reach.

Issue #2: Not showing up on appointments

John admitted his fault on this issue. Deluged by the number of request for his presence, he has failed to keep track of set appointments and has angered hordes of would-be clients. But he was apologetic and acknowledged that the fault was solely his. He has promised to keep a better system of handling prospective clients.

Issue #3: Bad in bed

Every person has a different take on what is considered good or bad. Some are easily satisfied while some require a little more acrobatics. I, personally, prefer my sexual encounters to be a little less Kama Sutra-ish. So how do we now objectively assess John’s “badness” in bed? What I did was to compile my experiences with other masseurs and to come up with an average. Below this average, the performance can be considered bad, while above it could be considered good. For me, each of his performance soars way above this median point, so I cannot fully comprehend this accusation. But let us not forget that there is also the human factor. Just as how we feel chemistry towards them, they too feel chemistry towards us. Perhaps the masseur was not “feeling” the chemistry towards a certain client and therefore has given a less than stellar performance. This is why any review should be taken with a grain of salt. What is true for one, may not hold true for another.

Issue #4: He is only photogenic

Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder. So if he is not good looking for you, then he is not. How can I argue with that? Hehehe

So even after all these accusations were thrown at him one after the other, he kept a cool head, explained the underlying circumstances to some of the mishaps and admitted fault if they were truly of his making. He accepted criticism and was willing to change for the better. I think many can attest that this is already more than we could hope for from most masseurs.

Now, I have had enough of these issues. On to the next part of the agenda… Hahaha!

So after all the time that has passed and issues that has risen since our last meeting, John did not disappoint. Massage was still mediocre but with effort. I missed how his dick inserted between my legs during the massage and this time, he was a little sweeter, resting his chin on my shoulders as I feel his breath blowing against my cheeks. He was not hurried and he was patient to my many requests. By the end, I was smiling… then laughing, because as I gazed on the scenery of our post-coital landscape, I noticed that each time we meet, pillows and blankets seemed to have a difficulty staying on the mattress.

Some people are born to handle fame, while others take a while to learn it. What is important is we keep an open mind, learn to accept our faults and to better ourselves. I maintain that John is one of the best catches from the sea of MPs. Hopefully, with our short conversation, he has learned to better himself as well.

But just to make sure that he upholds a good behavior, I playfully threatened him “If I hear anymore rumors about you going astray, the chameleon covering would stray as well!” 

Hehehehe 

CHOS!!!