Toby, the highschool heartthrob

I recalled from my previous comment that only a handful of men could inspire my libido. Yes, I am a picky eater and I am careful of what I put into my mouth. Starvation seems to me the more obvious choice than sitting through yet another course of unsavory platter.

But just when I thought I have sampled every delicacy that appealed to my senses, Boss Papa decides to whip up another glorious entrée in his elaborate buffet of men. As soon as I saw his photo, I knew I was hungry. Call off the fast, the hunger strike is over!

I searched every nook and cranny to scrounge up enough cash for a room of tryst and so I could finally sink my teeth into this new dish. (My financial responsibility just went out the window!) I grabbed the phone and typed in the words with the gusto of a ravenous hyena. I wanted to try him out before he discovers the gorgeous man that he is, and availability would then drop precipitously. Oh law of supply and demand, aren’t thou a heartless bitch!

He certainly took his time before replying to my inquiry. He said that he was 22 years old and 5’11 tall. He was willing to do as much as any normal straight guy would do. (Vague much!)

We met at my usual house of worship: Hotel Sogo Quezon Avenue. Then at exactly the agreed time, the doorbell rang. This guy is THE BEST LOOKING of the lot - a testament that I will attest to and viciously defend. He is THE stereotype high school heartthrob, to whom every adolescent girl giggled in exhilaration through the corridors of high school, and to whom every adolescent boy learned masturbating to. (Well, at least ALMOST every boy. Hehehe!) I was so dumbfounded by his appearance that a minute passed in awkward silence during which I was merely staring at his face and soaking in his beauty.

At first he was very quiet and wore a stoic expression. I thought to myself “Ang angas naman nito!” So I decided to dispense with the pleasantries and begin the session. All of a sudden, he started apologizing and told me “Sir, pagpasensyahan mo na po, hindi pa ako magaling mag masahe, baguhan lang po ako.” I was so intrigued by his last statement that I had to stop him and I have decided to get to know him a little better. Through our conversation, I realized that this guy was nervous. (Ah! That explains his earlier demeanor.) He has never worked in a massage parlor before and that I was actually his very first client in lalaking palaban. (Ding ding ding… Jackpot! After the endless parade of hand-me-downs, I finally get to say “I was here first!”) He was, in every aspect of the word, new. As I engaged deeper in our conversation, I realized that I have found the find of a century. He has something that every other masseur has lost through the years in this trade: innocence. A commodity so rare among masseurs that it would be easier to strike gold than to find another.

Once I broke the ice, his pleasant and jovial personality started showing through. Finally I had him at ease, the massage can now begin. He delivered the massage with his shirt and briefs on. The massage was better than expected from a newbie. Strokes had purpose and pressure was applied on the right places. Every now and then, he would say “Ok lang po ba yung pressure sir? Ok lang po ba yung masahe sir?” He certainly cared for his craft and was eager to learn. Then after finishing the Swedish massage from head to toe, he covered me with a towel and started delivering a shiatsu massage, again from head to toe! (Speechless…) After working on my back, I turned over and prepared for my front to be given the same combo of Swedish and Shiatsu treatment. But then again, my front was denied yet another massage. (Why is nobody massaging my front???) All in all, the massage took a total of 50 minutes.

He then lay beside me and asked “Ano na po gusto niyo gawin sir?” I asked him to lie down and I took his shirt off. His body was small to medium built (more on the medium), with a few faint lines over the pecs and the upper abdomen. There were baby fats over the flank and lower abdomen. He had nipples the size of pencil erasers and areolas the size of a peso coin. Skin was smooth with no tattoos although there were a few blemishes over the lateral forehead. He had a faint aroma and no maliferous odors. Unfortunately he does not kiss, bottoms or gives head. I started licking his nipples, and slowly worked my way down. I then took off his underwear and I blew his manhood until it grew to 6.5 inches and 5 fingers width with a slight skew to the left. (Yes fellow enthusiast! His tool could be compared to Rocky’s, or I think is even a little bigger.) He then mentioned that he saw a condom on my possession, and was willing to try fucking me. If I learned anything from my experience with Rocky, is that before climbing Mt. Everest, I should try conquering Mt. Makiling first. So with a heavy heart, I had to decline his generous offer. He then licked my nipples and jacked me off until I blew my load with a satisfying grin.  

Perhaps he enjoyed chatting with me or perhaps he was just really nice, whatever the reason, he decided to stay longer and continue our conversation. It was now evident that he was warm, kind and polite. He then asked me if I could teach him a few tricks of the trade. (Is there no end to his adorability?) Because of his transparency and lack of pretentions, I was beginning to perceive him more than a piece of meat, but as a person. 

Overall, this guy is a diamond in the rough, and with a little polishing, he will become one of the very best there is. If you are looking for a seasoned veteran however, obviously it would be best to look somewhere else. But if you want to try and taste innocence, I suggest you get him, and that you get him now! From the incessant buzzing and ringing of his cellphone from would be clients during the entirety of our session, (My God! Ladies! Can’t a girl give a blowjob in peace!), he may soon be unavailable for the foreseeable future.

This is the third encounter with LP, and I am on a winning streak. If this is what I could look forward to in online procurement, then I am seriously considering abandoning the MP circuit, where the misses are plenty and the hits are few.

Chameleon scale:

Satisfied

Will I come back for seconds? Yes! Yes! Oh God Yes!

P.S. Just a head's up: This model has a no kissing and no climax policy.

Guess who's back

Done guessing? If you’ve guessed it then kudos to you, you are obviously a veteran of the MP circuit. However for the uninitiated, this place used to be the infamous Boys of Bora.

I was actually there that night when Boys of Bora was exposed for the ‘harm and evils inflicted on society’. Well I wasn’t ‘in’ the establishment yet but I was already parking my car when the three vans arrived. I waited patiently in my car and watched the whole ordeal played itself out. What a close call! A few minutes earlier, then I would have been caught on video, explaining to the cameras that I didn’t know they offered something else other than a decent massage. (Hahaha! Who would ever fall for that line?!?)

Well, enough with the rants. I’m here to congratulate the previous Boys of Bora for making a comeback. I did not enter the establishment since I was only passing by when I chanced upon this pleasant surprise, and the trauma of the incident has yet to leave my system. (So I am not certain that they still offer the same services.) But off with the old and in with the new and welcome back Boys of Bora version 2.0: Ulysis Spa.

Rocky rocks my world

Photos courtesy of iodized

Ah Rocky, there have been so many good things said about you that I felt another review would be futile and would be lost in the litany of praises that you so deserve. But being my first venture into online solicitation, I felt compelled to share this eye-opening experience.

I used to frequent the MPs of the Kamias-Kamuning circuit, however due to the recent raids; I was forced to graze on ‘safer’ pastures. Of course, being new to online trading, I was filled with doubt and anxiety. After all, it is difficult to commit to a model you have not seen, and pictures do lie. But thanks to the transparency among correspondence maintained by the benevolent administrator, Boss Papa, it gave me a wonderful preview of people’s experiences and what to expect from each model. It certainly tipped the scales in their favor.

I wanted to choose a man who had both looks and good reviews. After scanning through pages and pages of comments, I finally decided that it was Rocky who would pop my online cherry.

First look at Rocky would already tell you that he stood distinctly apart from vast Juans and Pedros of masseurs. The German influence of his heritage was easily apparent and I thanked for the blessing of this exquisite foreign cuisine I was about to partake in. He stood at 5’8 or 5’9 tall. Sported a fitted shirt and jeans which made his body looked all the more scrumptious. Rocky was all man. We exchanged pleasantries and I commented on how true the comments were that he was better looking in person than in the pictures to which he replied with a blushing smile.

I lay down as he stripped down to his birthday suit. He was medium to large built with substantial amount of body fat. Pecs were shaped but with no distinct lines. Abdomen was flat with love handles. He was not buff but he was certainly huggable. He had flawless white skin with no tattoos, but his back did feel a little rough. Manhood was already prominent even when not erect. I just could not wait to sprinkle it with water and see how it grows.

The massage was above average, but not particularly memorable. It easily passes but just did not make the gold star. But what distinguishes his massage from the rest was that it was very sensual. While working on my back, his pecker was already rock hard which he cleverly used to incorporate into his massage. Now and then he would rub it between my thighs and tease my butthole with it. He took his time and delivered an earnest massage. Though not the best massage I’ve had, I did feel the sincerity and effort he put into it. After the massage, he carefully wiped off the excess oil from both our bodies to which I had to suppress a chuckle, since it brings to mind a previous comment about him in the forum. (Hmmm… Someone’s been listening attentively.)

During the course of the massage, I found out that he works as a part time waiter. He has a wife and a child in the provinces to whom he comes home to every 3 months. He is very fond of Boss Papa and his clients and clearly he is grateful for their continuous patronage.

He started working my nipples and kissed me all over. Unfortunately, he does not give head. He requested to put on some asian porn. He lay down and I started working his body. There was a faint fragrance to his skin and no hint of offensive odor. Every now and then I heard him let out a soft Ooohh and Aaahhh but overall he was not very vocal. We kissed with tongue and he had very nice soft lips. I blew his manhood till it grew to 6.5 inches and 5 fingers thick. I put the condom on him and prepared to receive the enormity of his manhood. He was careful and gentle as I have told him that I was not used to being fucked. However as careful as he was, sumuko ako! Haha! Serves me right for thinking I could take on this Goliath.

I am impressed with the level of professionalism and good etiquette he has shown. He told me that if I do decide to have another tryst with him again, he would be willing to travel to my place of choice. He usually meets first time interested parties over at Sta. Mesa as a safeguard against the posers unavoidable in this affairs. He gave me a hug and thanked me before parting ways.

As I’ve said, Rocky was actually my first experience in LP. I met with him last July 2011. Obviously my experience with Rocky was such a pleasant one that I felt encouraged and went on to try other models such as Steve. For anyone who is on the fence about venturing into greener pasteurs, Rocky is definitely the way to go. He values his reputation and would definitely go the extra mile to provide satisfaction and ensure that you leave with a smile.

Chameleon scale:

Happy

Will I come back for seconds? Yes…


P.S. Thank you iodized for your generosity.

Steve, you made me feel like Eve

I was at first hesitant to hire Steve due to the negative criticisms he had recieved in his thread, but of the many choices LP had, only a handful could inspire my libido and Steve definitely made the top of that list. And since no rumors of him mugging, swindling or extorting has yet to surface, I felt relatively safe to at least try and give him the benefit of the doubt. Afterall, each time I look at his photos, I am instantly overwhelmed with feelings of lust. This was one temptation I was destined to fail... miserably...

The first thing I noticed about Steve was that he was paranoid of people standing him up. "Sir walang lokohan ha, tao po akong kausap." He kept texting to confirm the appointment, and would be alarmed if you fail to reply within 3 minutes. Looking back at the previous posts in his forum, I began to understand this erratic behavior. 

We met at my usual den of erotica. He was on time. Gazing through the peephole, I knew I would not be disappointed looks-wise. He stood at 5'8 or 5'9 tall, well dressed, and was very clean looking. His face was boyish with a hint of a grown man. Lakas ng dating. I wanted to rip off his clothes with my teeth right there and then but I decided to compose myself. We then shared a cigarette and we talked about his experiences on online solicitation and his explanation for the erratic behavior. He was pleasant and respectful and handled my inquiries with grace. But just when I was about convinced that the comments about him were all untrue, he asked me if I could raise the compensation to cover his transportation. Tsk tsk! Perhaps some of the rumors about him are true. At least he was respectful and was not demanding about it. I told him I would think about it.

Coming out of the shower, his body was medium to large built, toned but with a thin layer of subcutaneous fat. Pecs had shape and there were faint lines and hints of abdominal muscle but love handles were bulging at his sides. His skin was as smooth as a baby's bottom.

Then with a towel around his waist, he started to deliver the massage. And the massage was... WOW! This guy has magic hands! Just when I thought Alex was good, this guy was way better. He knew what he was doing. He knew how to slide his hands around my body and he knew which points to press. He took his time and delivered an excellent massage. After going through my back, I was ready and excited for my front to be given the same treatment. He then asked me to lie beside him which left me confused. I  asked 'hindi mo ako mamassage sa harap?' He looked surprised and told me that they do not massage the front over at blue palm spa where he used to work. I felt like a child whose candy was taken away. I was so disappointed, after all if he could do that to my back, I pondered on what wonders he could do to my front. But looking at the time, an hour has already passed, so although I was disappointed, I did not feel cheated, after all, he did deliver an hour of excellent service.

He switched the television station to the porn channel and started jacking off. He started kissing me with tongue. I removed the towel around his waist and started fondling his privates while licking his nipple. His nipple was small and  areolas were red with a small circumference. As I was licking his body, the room was filled with moans of "Oh shit! Ah sarap! Aaaahhh Uuuuhhh!" He was very vocal which was a pleasant discovery. I slowly went down and took his manhood down my throat. He had a 6 inch pecker which was 4 fingers thick. No offensive odor and pubes were trimmed neatly. He then turned me over and started licking my nipples. There was a lot of tongue and teeth action. Then he slowly went to down and swallowed my manhood. (I don't really enjoy getting blown so I could not judge whether it was good or not, but I let him do it out of curiosity of whether he would do it.)

He was into post-coital conversations and intimacy, and was in no hurry to leave. By the end, I was so pleased with him that I caved to his request.

Overall, I think that some of the comments about him are true and I think it is best that he be sensitive to his clients who are already wary in soliciting their services, especially with the fearful images of worst case scenarios already associated with this kind business. However, I have also noticed that he bears no ill will and is simply oblivious to the fears of his clients. I am generally very happy that I made the leap and tried his services and would definitely be hiring him again soon.

Chameleon scale:

Thinking

Will I come back for seconds? To quote Kirsten Dunst from the movie Interview with the Vampire "I WANT SOME MORE!"