John was actually one of the nicest I’ve encountered
in the MP business (and yes, I have looked around), so when less than
flattering reviews of him kept popping one after the other, I was taken aback.
At first, I read in disbelief as line after line, discontented naysayers expounded
on his supposed mischiefs. But after reading through an ample amount of reviews
with a common animosity towards him, I began to wonder “What the hell is
happening to the one who I once considered to be the glimmer of hope from the
vast wasteland that is massage parlors?”
In hopes of getting to the bottom of these issues, I decided
that it was time for our 2nd meeting. And of course, getting to the bottom of these issues was not my only
agenda. Hehehe!
Though I do recommend a lot of masseurs,
the fact is, most of them will never glimpse on my shadow again. While majority of my
previous conquest have left little to complain about, only a select few could
truly sustain my interest. And what about John? The moment I saw John approaching
the door of my vehicle, with his slick hair combed back, tight fitting sando to
accentuate an expanded chest and killer sunglasses that elevated his boyish
charm, I was panting like a hungry dog. Not only was he able to sustain my
elusive interest, he was actually reveling in its glory. So I pushed the pedal to the floor and exhibited
yet another display of driving calisthenics as we skidded at every turn on our
way to my go-to lair of lust.
So now on to the pressing matter at hand…
Issue #1: The steep PF
Ah yes, the infamous issue. Of all the rumors
hovering over his reputation, this appalled me the most. So what happened?
According to John, it was actually a client who urged him to increase his wages, and
that his present quotation was too low for his talents. Being a simple guy from a hick town from
the south, he allowed himself to be swayed by the flattery of one person, unbeknownst
of the repercussions his actions has let loose.
There is actually no way to prove that such conversation did
occur. And I am almost certain that everyone is now formulating in their mind
their possible retort to John’s telling of his side of the story. “Totoo ba talagang nangyari yan?” “Dapat
hindi siya nagpadala” “Sinasabi lang niya yan para may excuse siya” Hahaha! I
can already imagine the hate mails piling up. I have already talked some
sense into him and he has heeded my advice. So before you
bring out the torches and pitchforks, I urge you ladies to keep your eyes on
the price. The important thing is, now, he has promised to keep it a little more within reach.
Issue #2: Not showing up on appointments
John admitted his fault on this issue. Deluged by the number
of request for his presence, he has failed to keep track of set appointments
and has angered hordes of would-be clients. But he was apologetic and
acknowledged that the fault was solely his. He has promised to keep a better
system of handling prospective clients.
Issue #3: Bad in bed
Every person has a different take on what is considered good
or bad. Some are easily satisfied while some require a little more acrobatics.
I, personally, prefer my sexual encounters to be a little less Kama Sutra-ish. So
how do we now objectively assess John’s “badness” in bed? What I did was to
compile my experiences with other masseurs and to come up with an average.
Below this average, the performance can be considered bad, while above it could
be considered good. For me, each of his performance soars way above this median
point, so I cannot fully comprehend this accusation. But let us not forget that
there is also the human factor. Just as how we feel chemistry towards them,
they too feel chemistry towards us. Perhaps the masseur was not “feeling” the
chemistry towards a certain client and therefore has given a less than stellar
performance. This is why any review should be taken with a grain of salt. What
is true for one, may not hold true for another.
Issue #4: He is only photogenic
Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder. So if he is not good
looking for you, then he is not. How can I argue with that? Hehehe
So even after all these accusations were thrown at him one
after the other, he kept a cool head, explained the underlying circumstances to
some of the mishaps and admitted fault if they were truly of his making. He
accepted criticism and was willing to change for the better. I think many can
attest that this is already more than we could hope for from most masseurs.
Now, I have had enough of these issues. On to the next
part of the agenda… Hahaha!
So after all the time that has passed and issues that has
risen since our last meeting, John did not disappoint. Massage was still
mediocre but with effort. I missed how his dick inserted between my legs during
the massage and this time, he was a little sweeter, resting his chin on my
shoulders as I feel his breath blowing against my cheeks. He was not hurried and he was
patient to my many requests. By the end, I was smiling… then laughing, because as
I gazed on the scenery of our post-coital landscape, I noticed that each time
we meet, pillows and blankets seemed to have a difficulty staying on the
mattress.
Some people are born to handle fame, while others take a
while to learn it. What is important is we keep an open mind, learn to accept
our faults and to better ourselves. I maintain that John is one of the best
catches from the sea of MPs. Hopefully, with our short conversation, he has
learned to better himself as well.
But just to make sure that he upholds a good behavior, I
playfully threatened him “If I hear anymore rumors about you going astray, the chameleon
covering would stray as well!”
Hehehehe
CHOS!!!
