Pages

Disclaimer

DISCLAIMER: If you find the nature of the subject offensive, please leave the website. Any reliance placed on the information contained in this blog is at the risk of the reader. The site and its owner will not be held liable for any loss or damage, indirect or consequential, arising or in connection with the use of this site.

Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Black out!




Dahil sa black out na dinulot ni bagyong Glenda, napilitan nanaman ang inyong Hada Queen maghanap ng tutuluyan.



Pero, op corz, bilang isang purita lavandera by day, hindi na ako umasang magkakasya ang budget ko sa isang five star hotel.



Receptionist ng Shangri-la: "We are sorry, but angking ganda is not a recognized currency."



MS: "Well! I never...!!!" 



Taas noo! Sabay walk out!



Charaught!



Hahaha!



Nagcheck-in na lang ako sa isang no-frills hotel, sa Tune Hotel.



No-frills meaning basic amenities lang pero sa presyong abot kaya.




Nandiyan naman ang all the necessities.



Tulad ng aircon at ang kama...









Ang shower at ang kama...









Ang toilet at ang kama...









Yez! Importante ang kama! Hihihi!



Aba! Konti na lang naman at parang na sa swank hotel na din ang feeling. You just have to bring a few things on your own.



Tulad ng mini bar...








At mini cooler complete with thirst-quenching refreshments...









And of course....




Your own personal British butler!



Pero minus the British...



And minus the butler...



Minus na din ang clothes!



But still with all around excellent service!



Oh! Meron ba niyan sa five star eklavu ninyo?



Hahaha!



Char!




Otoko: "Come to superman!"



MS: "My hero."



"But don't touch the mini bar!"




Hahaha



Chos!



FR to follow.

11 comments:

  1. I sang karangalan na unang unang mag-comment :-) Napakarami kong katanungan sa u, madir :-)
    Sino naman sya?
    Saan sya matatagpuan o makokontak?
    Kumusta naman ang saglit na pakikipagtunggali sa kalagitnaan ng karimlan?
    Di ba duduguin ang bulsa ko dyan?
    Pasensya name talaga Madir pero ... inggit me :(

    ReplyDelete
  2. It's a bird...it's a plane...no it's really a bird... si Big Bird ba iyan?

    ReplyDelete
  3. Ha ha ha, nakakaaliw ang post !

    ReplyDelete
  4. Hi ManilaSpanatic! May review ka na ba ng bagong masseur sa Datu, si Drei? Share mo naman please. :)

    ReplyDelete
  5. did you have any experience kay Mac of Lucky Charm Spa?

    ReplyDelete
  6. I was in Manila mula Sabado hanggang Lunes, pero hindi mahagilap ang otokong ito. Dedma sa text at tawag. Haay. Sayang. :-(

    ReplyDelete
  7. try nyo guys coolspaonline makati great experience! ung nag massage skin sobra sarapp! sobra galing pla!

    ReplyDelete
  8. Hi manilaspanatic. What do you mean left for different life? I really miss him and want to book him. He is the best I hired so far. Can't be replace.

    ReplyDelete