Monday
ManilaSpanatic: Sailor...
SailorSpade: Hi, MS. Bakit?
ManilaSpanatic: Sex tayo!
SailorSpade: MS naman!
Tuesday
ManilaSpanatic: Sex tayo!
SailorSpade: MS naman!
Wednesday
ManilaSpanatic: Tsup tsup!
SailorSpade: MS! Wag po!!!
Thursday
ManilaSpanatic: You can put it anywhere!
SailorSpade: MS!!! Ano ba!!!
Imbyerna!
Dadating din ang araw when my persistence will win over his integrity!
Charaught!
Hahahaha!
So habang pilit pinaninindigan ni SailorSpade ang no lason policy and pseudo-virginal status niya, nagdecide akong mamasyal muli sa aking 2nd home, the infamous Kamias-Kamuning circuit.
Appearance: I've been curious with this ex-bikini pageant model ever since he was introduced by 96essensa spa and it would seem that a lot of our fellow sisterettes were curious too. Trying to squeeze into his busy schedule was difficult until... he was involved in a pricing controversy. So, while most will start avoiding him like the plague, I, on the other hand, saw an opportunity.
Time to fly to Kamias!
Hihihi!
True enough, when I landed at the doorsteps of 96essensa, I saw Ash sitting by the reception table, looking sad and defeated.
Shucks!
There there... you can cry on my bosoms!!!
Hihihi!
Clean looking. Ash is not a head-turner. If basing on his looks alone, I would be undecided. It was when he spoke that pushed my position from a maybe to a yes. There is also something weird about his hair and I am very tempted to shave it off. But he showed me some pictures of him with shorter hair and we've decided that the current hairdon't is the lesser of two evils!
Hahaha!
Demeanor: Warm, welcoming and humble. Madaling makagaanan ng loob. The short conversation we had turned my "I'm not sure" into "Get in the car.. NOW!"
Hahaha!
Massage: If you are after a good massage, then this is not the guy for you. Not to say that there is no effort, but his strokes do scream "I am a novice."
The meat between his thighs: I've read that he is a reggie.
Kaya hindi na ako nagstretching ng masseter and buccinator muscles.
Reggie lang pala e.
No sweat!
I don't even have to unhinge my jaw!
Charaught!
Hahaha!
So tsup tsup! tsup tsup! tsup tsup! tsup tsup!
... ... ...
Teka teka teka!
Bakit napupuno na ang bibig ko?
Nilabas ko sa esophagus ang pinasok na earthworm at nagulat ng makita ito naging anaconda.
MS: Ummm...bakit sabi nila reggie ka daw? Parang hindi naman ito reggie.
Ash: Sir, madami naman po kasi hindi po marunong sumubo...
MS: So what are you saying?!?!
Ash: Magaling po kayo!
AAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!
Bigyan ng jacket si kuya for knowing how to appreciate the finer things in life!
ECHOS!
Hahaha!
Pero wait! Paano naman ang mga sisterettes na walang fellatio masters degree?
So fellow sisterettes, para hindi madisappoint, painumin ng:
To be taken 2 hours before keme!
Hahaha!
ES: Ash is new to this trade so he has yet to develop skills, smoothness of transition and etc, but he does make up for it with effort.
At kaloka ang effort ah!
Para akong naligo ng laway mula leeg hangang niffols!
Hihihi!
Overall: Ash is nice but he may have listened to bad counsel regarding how he sets his price. For me, the important thing was I saw the willingness to listen to the point of view of the client. Hopefully, he will no longer be involved in another pricing controversy.
How is the chameleon?
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| Satisfied |
Will I come back for seconds? Yes.
