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Wednesday, October 7, 2015

The washing machine jutsu


Lately, nagkaroon ako ng major crush sa isang forumer na I met (SailorSpade). So here is a preview of a full blown carinoso panliligaw - ManilaSpanatic style!

 Monday

 ManilaSpanatic: Sailor...

 SailorSpade: Hi, MS. Bakit?

 ManilaSpanatic: Sex tayo!

 SailorSpade: MS naman!

 Tuesday

 ManilaSpanatic: Sex tayo!

 SailorSpade: MS naman!

 Wednesday

 ManilaSpanatic: Tsup tsup!

 SailorSpade: MS! Wag po!!!

 Thursday

 ManilaSpanatic: You can put it anywhere!

 SailorSpade: MS!!! Ano ba!!!

Imbyerna!

 Dadating din ang araw when my persistence will win over his integrity!

 Charaught!

 Hahahaha!

 So habang pilit pinaninindigan ni SailorSpade ang no lason policy and pseudo-virginal status niya, nagdecide akong mamasyal muli sa aking 2nd home, the infamous Kamias-Kamuning circuit.


Appearance: I've been curious with this ex-bikini pageant model ever since he was introduced by 96essensa spa and it would seem that a lot of our fellow sisterettes were curious too. Trying to squeeze into his busy schedule was difficult until... he was involved in a pricing controversy. So, while most will start avoiding him like the plague, I, on the other hand, saw an opportunity.

Time to fly to Kamias!


Hihihi!

True enough, when I landed at the doorsteps of 96essensa, I saw Ash sitting by the reception table, looking sad and defeated.

Shucks!

There there... you can cry on my bosoms!!!

Hihihi!

Clean looking. Ash is not a head-turner. If basing on his looks alone, I would be undecided. It was when he spoke that pushed my position from a maybe to a yes. There is also something weird about his hair and I am very tempted to shave it off. But he showed me some pictures of him with shorter hair and we've decided that the current hairdon't is the lesser of two evils!

Hahaha! 

Demeanor: Warm, welcoming and humble. Madaling makagaanan ng loob. The short conversation we had turned my "I'm not sure" into "Get in the car.. NOW!"

Hahaha!

Massage: If you are after a good massage, then this is not the guy for you. Not to say that there is no effort, but his strokes do scream "I am a novice."

The meat between his thighs: I've read that he is a reggie.

Kaya hindi na ako nagstretching ng masseter and buccinator muscles.

Reggie lang pala e.

No sweat!


I don't even have to unhinge my jaw!

Charaught!

Hahaha!

So tsup tsup!  tsup tsup!  tsup tsup!  tsup tsup!

... ... ...

Teka teka teka!

Bakit napupuno na ang bibig ko?

Nilabas ko sa esophagus ang pinasok na earthworm at nagulat ng makita ito naging anaconda.

MS: Ummm...bakit sabi nila reggie ka daw? Parang hindi naman ito reggie.

Ash: Sir, madami naman po kasi hindi po marunong sumubo...

MS: So what are you saying?!?!

Ash: Magaling po kayo!

AAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!

Bigyan ng jacket si kuya for knowing how to appreciate the finer things in life!

ECHOS!

Hahaha!

Pero wait! Paano naman ang mga sisterettes na walang fellatio masters degree?

So fellow sisterettes, para hindi madisappoint, painumin ng:


To be taken 2 hours before keme!

Hahaha!

ES: Ash is new to this trade so he has yet to develop skills, smoothness of transition and etc, but he does make up for it with effort. 

At kaloka ang effort ah!

Para akong naligo ng laway mula leeg hangang niffols!

Hihihi!

Overall: Ash is nice but he may have listened to bad counsel regarding how he sets his price. For me, the important thing was I saw the willingness to listen to the point of view of the client. Hopefully, he will no longer be involved in another pricing controversy.

How is the chameleon?
Satisfied

Will I come back for seconds? Yes.

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25 comments:

  1. DJ SamuelsOctober 7, 2015 at 5:27 AM

    natakam naman ako!!! si ash... hahahaha

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  2. etihadOctober 7, 2015 at 5:55 AM

    Paano nga ba sum*bo ng maayos?

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    1. manilaspanaticOctober 13, 2015 at 3:19 AM

      Hahaha nanonood lang naman ako ng porn then ginagaya ko. Learn by watching and doing ang peg. :)

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  3. UnknownOctober 11, 2015 at 6:54 PM

    Sana mafeature mo naman si Kim na kasamahan din ni Ash ;)

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    1. manilaspanaticOctober 13, 2015 at 3:20 AM

      Ummm... hindi kasi type ang fez. Pero siguro one day, kung may extra budget! Hahaha

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  4. AnonymousOctober 12, 2015 at 5:54 PM

    Madam, novice question. Do you do the deed with these dashing gentlemen in the spa? or do you take them out? Salamat po sa advice!

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  5. AnonymousOctober 14, 2015 at 8:02 PM

    Your highness na intriga po ako sa kaniya, how can i contact him, =D how much din po yung damage mo sa kaniya?

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    1. manilaspanaticOctober 15, 2015 at 9:55 PM

      09068304736 2.5k

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    2. AnonymousOctober 20, 2015 at 2:23 AM

      Thanks your highness, will contact him pagbalik ko sa pinas, Oo nga Pala, I enjoyed reading your blogs. ;-)

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  6. AnonymousOctober 16, 2015 at 6:53 PM

    can you please feature Shaun of Hercules Spa? :) THanks

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  7. AnonymousOctober 16, 2015 at 6:54 PM

    oooops! Jerick pala! Jerick of Hercules Spa!

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  8. AnonymousOctober 20, 2015 at 2:46 AM

    Hi MS,
    I'm a follower of your blog. Question lang, anong spa sa makati ang ire recommend mo for discreet gay men like me? Yung pagpasok mo walang makakakilala sa yo. Tapos yung may mga secret rooms at labasan. Yung mga ganun... I will appreciate your reply. Thanks and more power.

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    1. manilaspanaticOctober 21, 2015 at 1:50 AM

      Holo! Hindi ko territoryo ang Makati. Iba kasi ang rates. More expensive and less service.

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  9. AnonymousOctober 21, 2015 at 7:34 AM

    Ah ganun po ba. Sa QC po may mairerecommend ba kayo na spa for discreet men?

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  10. luffyjsbOctober 27, 2015 at 5:14 PM

    Hi MS,
    Plan ko po magpaservice pero first time ko po ggawin. Ano po ba tips na dapat tandaan pag naghihire ng masseur? May kinuha ako galing LP. ano po pwede tanungin na hindi akward sa kanya?

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  11. chuckie noodle soupDecember 1, 2015 at 6:06 AM

    master, siya po ba ung nasa picture? pumapayag po vi sila kuhanan mo sila ng naked pix?

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  12. UnknownDecember 9, 2015 at 2:32 PM

    Hi how can i contact you? wish to get this guy during my trip to manila but cound understand the filipino language that you wrote here..

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  13. UnknownDecember 9, 2015 at 2:39 PM

    Hi how can i contact you? wish to get this guy during my trip to manila

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  14. JaceJanuary 11, 2016 at 10:06 PM

    Madam idol kita.. haha can i be you apprentice..

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  15. AnonymousFebruary 23, 2016 at 8:38 AM

    Buhay pa ba tong blog na to?

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  16. AnonymousJuly 31, 2017 at 7:48 AM

    Bakit may harang sa mukha madame?

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  18. UnknownSeptember 15, 2018 at 4:47 AM

    Sir can i get his no pls.thanks

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