The 8th wonder

So there I was...

A happy chameleon in hibernation.

Thinking that the days of hiring men were forever behind me.

I was contented, satiated.

Never again to look back at the indulgence of the past.

Then one day...

May bumulaga nanaman sa akin!

AY POTAH!

Hahaha!

Pero sandali! Sandali!

Baka ito ay isa lamang optical illusion.

Hmph!

Ano akala nila? Makukuha nila ako sa ganyang cheap tricks?!?!

Pwe!

I was ready to dismiss the phenomena as a mere hoax.

Then nabasa ko ang nakasulat sa baba ng larawan...

Aaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!

TUBIG!!! TUBIG!!! TUBIG!!!

Nasusunog ang aking loins!!!

Char!

At mula noon, ang aking panaginip ay nasasakupan na lamang ni James.

Charaauuuggghht!

Hahaha!

Appearance: Before getting James, I already did a bit of investigative work a.k.a asking Ardric (The official photographer of almost every spa) about the model because we all know that at this day and age, pictures do lie. Hahaha! So the general consensus was James is not a looker. His talents lie somewhere else... somewhere south!

Hihihi!

True enough, when I saw James in the flesh, he is 5'11 tall, a little on the lean side and hindi nga siya ganon kagwapo at medyo may kahabaan ang baba but he does have a certain appeal. But let's face it, my purpose for coming is not to scout for beauty pageant contestants. My purpose was to see the 8th wonder of the world!

Charot! 

Hahaha!

Demeanor: Ah... despite the barumbado appearance, James is polite, courteous and humble. He is talkative while sporting a probinsiyano accent. 

Massage: Now, I'm not sure if Albert (the other spa manager), said something to James or whether he does this to everyone, but the massage was over an hour! Of course, let's not expect spa quality massage but nevertheless the effort is worth noting. The highlight of the massage, which he did in the nude, was the already respectable sized flaccid penis which dangled and tickled my back, as if teasing me of what is yet to come. In the end, I felt relaxed.

ES: Ay dios ko! The transition to ES was... awkward!!! After the massage, he took a shower, came back, lay beside me and then asked:

"Sir, ano na gagawin natin?"

Aaayyy! Impakta ka! Pinatay mo ang mood!

The truth is, kahit man ito ang mga tumatakbo sa isipan ko:

Don't make me say it!

After all,

I am a lady.

Char!

To see the 8th wonder of the world, it would seem I have to take matters into my own hands.

I mounted on top of him and started kissing those lips. Slowly, I slid down running my lips and tongue to his ears, his neck, his chest then his nipples. He let out an "aaahhhh". My right hand reached for his right nipple and squeezed it while my mouth nibbled on his left. There was moaning throughout the room. I slid further down to his stomach and my hands was slithering further down to spread his thighs and I immersed myself to whatever was in between.

Aaaaaaahhhhh!

The 8th wonder: So... chupa chupa chupa chupa chupa chupa chupa chupa chupa chupa chupa chupa... *cough cough* [nabulunan!]

Nakakaloka!

I was expecting him to be big... but this is ridiculous! I could barely reach the middle of the shaft while deep throating! And it's not just the length, but the width was also wide. The oral mechanisms I have at my disposal were straining to maintain the required suction of a good blowjob!

MS: James, may pumapayag ba sayo na babae?

James: Sir, sa totoo lang, hindi sila pumapayag! Kahit yung mga na sa bar.

MS: Eh kasi naman baka umuwi silang sakang!

So I laid beside him with my hands grabbing this literal pillar of towering flesh, admiring the sheer size of this unsinkable ship.

Hmmm... I wonder what other talents it has...

Expelliarmus!

Charaught!!! Hahaha

James: Sir... tirahin kita!

MS: GAGA!!! Kung yung mga puki ng bar girls sumuko sayo, paano pa ang virgin pwerta ko!

Hayop ito!

Hahaha!

So instead, I instructed him to lie on top of me and to insert his humongous member in between my adducted thighs just below the perineal area. Even then I could I appreciate the size of his gigantic dick as it penetrated the small space to come out on the other end. Slowly at first, he pumped. Then faster and faster. It was during this time that he finally let loose as I watched the expressions of his face becoming animalistic!

Ooooohhhhh! Aaaaahhhhh!

His pace was going faster still, ramming the make-shift orifice with his gyrating body. Then...

AAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

Release came and he slumped onto the bed beside me. I could see his dick has loss none of its turgidity, so I grabbed it once again and sucked the sensitive tip. Immediately, his body clenched as his sensitive dick suffered from the playings of my tongue.

Overall: James is one of those who I know I will come to regret if I let the opportunity pass by, so on my part there was no regrets and in fact, I am happy to see the 8th wonder of the world!

Chos!

How is the chameleon?

Satisfied

Will I come back for seconds? Most likely... especially before a prostate exam!

Hahaha!