Otoko Go!

MS: Friendship?

Tony: Teh bakit?

Sa mga hindi nakakakilala, si Tony ay ang aking dear haliparot friend na dry na dry ang marshland kaya ang bilis makiagaw ng tubig noong photoshoot ni Macmac.

MS: Nahihirapan na ako...

Tony: Nahihirapan bumukaka? Pahingahin mo kasi!

MS: Si friendship naman mapagbiro.

Tony: Ok fine, bakit ka nahihirapan?

MS: Sis, nahihirapan na akong ipagsabay ang Pokemon Go at ang aking mga duties as Miss Universe 2016!

Tony: Alam mo teh... illusyonada ka!

MS: Grabe ka sis! Be supportive naman. Kamuntikan na nga hindi mapunta ang korona sa akin this year.

ECHOS!


Hahaha!


Pero trulaloo na nauubos ang aking oras sa kaka Pokemon Go.


But op corz, this cannot be.


Kawawa naman ang mga boys!


Kaya naisipan kong ipagsabay silang dalawa!

Mark: Ser, gamitan mo ng Ultra Ball. Baka makatakas!

MS: Ah ganon ba, sige pakainin ko na din ng Berries!

Mark: Ayan ser! Siguradong mahuhuli mo na yan!


Hayuf to!


CHOS!

The Sleeper Hit

There is a relative paucity of information regarding Ghelo despite being incredibly popular so much so that securing a schedule with him when he was at his previous spa was nearly impossible. Yet, despite the back to back bookings night after night, I have not found a single FR about him, which led me to suspect...

Tinatago siya ng mga sisterettes!!!

Hahaha

But thankfully, despite the quiescence surrounding this model, I came to find out of his existence because of my dear friend, James N. Yulong/Vince/dhalfaceguy, who has been relentless in tagging me in posts or sending me text messages whenever he meets a masseur he thinks would be of interest to me.


So friend, hats off to you.


I knew Ghelo was different from his usual referrals because for the others I would get a discreet ping from a Facebook tag, or a quiet beep from a text message. His notification for Ghelo, on the other hand, came somewhat like this...

HAHAHAHA!!!


Appearance: So eto na! The day is finally here! 


Hihihi! 


But with so much build up and anticipation, I feared his looks may not live up to my expectations.


Paulina called him down and he emerged from the steel gates of TOD.


Paulina: So teh... keri naman sayo ang kanyang looks?


Hindi ata napansin ni Paulina na tinutulak ko na ang otoko paloob ng hada mobile!



HAHAHA!!!


Aaaaayyy!!! Mucho gwapito!!! The pictures do not lie! He is 5'8 tall, with bulging chest and biceps that made the tight shirt he was wearing almost burst at the seams. I still could not get over the exquisiteness of his face, which is beyond a shadow of a doubt, handsome.


Demeanor: So this guy is good looking, popular, and in demand which is why I came to expect to meet a stuck up trotting peacock. And what did I meet? A down to earth, humble, soft-spoken gentleman!


Walang ere. Walang kayabangan!


Nakakaloka!


Totoo ba ito???


Kung umasta si kuya, aakalain mo hindi niya alam na sikat siya.


This is just to good to be true!



It was then I knew that tonight is going to be a good night.



Hihihi!


Massage: Hohoho! I'm chure dito na siya papalya! HAHAHAHAHA!!!


Unang hagod: Hmmm... keri!


Pangalawang hagod: Ummm... parang marunong siya ah!


Pangatlong hagod: Shukinginamesh! Bakit ang galing???


I raised my head, turned to look at him, then asked...


MS: Paano ka natuto?


Ghelo: Ah sir, sa youtube po... tsaka may binabasa po akong libro!


Libro? LIBRO???


While expertise and seriousness in their craft should be the gold standard in every profession, you seldom observe this trait in real life.  So when someone goes so far as to read literature to hone their craft...


Haaayyy! Nahulog ang panty ko


Ay wait...


Kanina pa palang wala!


Hahahahaha!


ES: So ichura... check. Ugali... check. Massage... isang malaking check! Saan ka kaya papalya?


Anak ng tokwa!


Wag naman sana dito!


Huhuhu!


Well, this part started awkward. After the massage, he excused himself to go the bathroom. He came back, lay beside me then asked:


"Sir, ano na gagawin ko"

Anuvah!


Hindi ba nila magets?


Na ako ay isang...


Mahiyaing virgin!


Char!


Hay nako!


Sa susunod nga, iissue-han ko ang bawat spa sa Quezon City ng manual!

Copyright pending


Charaught!


Hahaha!



So there I am again, at a familiar scene, laying beside a masseur... in dead silence.


The end!


Char! 


Then all of a sudden, in a blink of an eye, he pounced in front of me, grabbed my chest, squeezed it to a mound and then sucked the tip aggressively. His other hand was grabbing my other chest and squeezing the nipple alternatively. He slowly went down while his tongue still touching my skin to reach my abdomen, groin and thighs. All this while, I could sense an intense hunger, as if months have passed since his last release.


Where was the sweet guy who I met a moment ago? Because the person next to me now is an animal. While he worked my body, I wondered how amazing it would be to feel those lips against mine. And finally, he granted my wish. He planted his lips on top of mine and then slowly puckered them to give a smack. I wanted more, and he did not disappoint as our tame lip lock gradually evolved into a torrid fencing of the tongue. Still with lips locked and in a tight embrace, I rolled him over so I would be on top. 


From his lips, I slid to his neck to gradually work my way to his chest. They were gorgeously shaped and firm as my hands tried to grab of whatever flesh it could. My lips found its way to his nipples and he gasped faint oohs and aahs as I licked and bit the sensitive tip. Yet, all of these were mere trinkets and I could feel the anticipation rise to an unbearable level to finally devour that which matters most.


The love stick: I kneeled between his legs and then yanked his thighs away from each other. I could see him looking at me and I felt a faint embarrassment from being glared at. But this is not the time for shyness, and the scale tips in favor of hunger. I grabbed the shaft of his already semi-erect penis and then licked the tip of the sensitive glans. I rolled my tongue around it and finally swallowed it whole. I could feel his muscle tense, his back arch and hear an exasperated aaaaaahhhhhhh. There is a certain wonder when a man gives in total surrender and I felt for at least that night, he was mine.


It grew above average in length. It was the right size. It was beautiful.



Yet, he was not done. He pulled me closer to him once more to plant a soft kiss as if in gratitude of the pleasure I provided. Then he slid behind my back to kiss my shoulder blades, the mid back and the shank above my crack. From behind, he embraced me once more and I could feel his hard member pressed against my ass. He was gyrating behind me, and I could feel his dick searching for an orifice. 


I told him I wanted him to give me an intracrural fuck to which he gladly obliged.  So I laid face up on the mattress and for the first time I saw his entirety from the faint flicker of the television. He was beautiful. He placed a generous amount of lube between my thighs and on his cock, then slowly inserted his manhood. At first, his gyrations were slow and his gaze went back and forth between my eyes and the porn playing on the television. But as the gyrations grew faster and faster, I could see him closing his eyes and then kissing me. His pumps became harder and harder, and his kisses grew hungrier and hungrier. I could hear oohs and aahs muffled by our lips locked together, as he reached near the point of climax. Finally, he drew his cock from my thighs just in time for the warm load to spill over my abdomen. 


He slumped back, tired. His cock still hard. And my hands worshipped the body of the exhausted man right before my eyes. 


Overall: It is exceedingly rare to find someone who has it all: looks, attitude, massage skills and excellent service. However, I may have found one with Ghelo. I sincerely believe that if he remains consistent, he is a serious contender for the gold standard like Jeff of Non-Site. 


How is the chameleon?

Seal of approval

Will I come back for seconds? Yes! As soon as I can get another damn schedule! HAHAHAHA


OK now mga teh, a few disclaimers:

1. The referrals from dhalfacedguy are not his actual referrals. They are representational. His actual referrals are much... worse!


Char!


2. Actually, gwapo naman si dhalfacedguy.


Pero op corz


At least kahit sa blog lang na ito


Kinakailangan...

Ako lang ang beauty queen!

Chos!

The 8th wonder

So there I was...

A happy chameleon in hibernation.

Thinking that the days of hiring men were forever behind me.

I was contented, satiated.

Never again to look back at the indulgence of the past.

Then one day...

May bumulaga nanaman sa akin!

AY POTAH!

Hahaha!

Pero sandali! Sandali!

Baka ito ay isa lamang optical illusion.

Hmph!

Ano akala nila? Makukuha nila ako sa ganyang cheap tricks?!?!

Pwe!

I was ready to dismiss the phenomena as a mere hoax.

Then nabasa ko ang nakasulat sa baba ng larawan...

Aaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!!

TUBIG!!! TUBIG!!! TUBIG!!!

Nasusunog ang aking loins!!!

Char!

At mula noon, ang aking panaginip ay nasasakupan na lamang ni James.

Charaauuuggghht!

Hahaha!

Appearance: Before getting James, I already did a bit of investigative work a.k.a asking Ardric (The official photographer of almost every spa) about the model because we all know that at this day and age, pictures do lie. Hahaha! So the general consensus was James is not a looker. His talents lie somewhere else... somewhere south!

Hihihi!

True enough, when I saw James in the flesh, he is 5'11 tall, a little on the lean side and hindi nga siya ganon kagwapo at medyo may kahabaan ang baba but he does have a certain appeal. But let's face it, my purpose for coming is not to scout for beauty pageant contestants. My purpose was to see the 8th wonder of the world!

Charot! 

Hahaha!

Demeanor: Ah... despite the barumbado appearance, James is polite, courteous and humble. He is talkative while sporting a probinsiyano accent. 

Massage: Now, I'm not sure if Albert (the other spa manager), said something to James or whether he does this to everyone, but the massage was over an hour! Of course, let's not expect spa quality massage but nevertheless the effort is worth noting. The highlight of the massage, which he did in the nude, was the already respectable sized flaccid penis which dangled and tickled my back, as if teasing me of what is yet to come. In the end, I felt relaxed.

ES: Ay dios ko! The transition to ES was... awkward!!! After the massage, he took a shower, came back, lay beside me and then asked:

"Sir, ano na gagawin natin?"

Aaayyy! Impakta ka! Pinatay mo ang mood!

The truth is, kahit man ito ang mga tumatakbo sa isipan ko:

Don't make me say it!

After all,

I am a lady.

Char!

To see the 8th wonder of the world, it would seem I have to take matters into my own hands.

I mounted on top of him and started kissing those lips. Slowly, I slid down running my lips and tongue to his ears, his neck, his chest then his nipples. He let out an "aaahhhh". My right hand reached for his right nipple and squeezed it while my mouth nibbled on his left. There was moaning throughout the room. I slid further down to his stomach and my hands was slithering further down to spread his thighs and I immersed myself to whatever was in between.

Aaaaaaahhhhh!

The 8th wonder: So... chupa chupa chupa chupa chupa chupa chupa chupa chupa chupa chupa chupa... *cough cough* [nabulunan!]

Nakakaloka!

I was expecting him to be big... but this is ridiculous! I could barely reach the middle of the shaft while deep throating! And it's not just the length, but the width was also wide. The oral mechanisms I have at my disposal were straining to maintain the required suction of a good blowjob!

MS: James, may pumapayag ba sayo na babae?

James: Sir, sa totoo lang, hindi sila pumapayag! Kahit yung mga na sa bar.

MS: Eh kasi naman baka umuwi silang sakang!

So I laid beside him with my hands grabbing this literal pillar of towering flesh, admiring the sheer size of this unsinkable ship.

Hmmm... I wonder what other talents it has...

Expelliarmus!

Charaught!!! Hahaha

James: Sir... tirahin kita!

MS: GAGA!!! Kung yung mga puki ng bar girls sumuko sayo, paano pa ang virgin pwerta ko!

Hayop ito!

Hahaha!

So instead, I instructed him to lie on top of me and to insert his humongous member in between my adducted thighs just below the perineal area. Even then I could I appreciate the size of his gigantic dick as it penetrated the small space to come out on the other end. Slowly at first, he pumped. Then faster and faster. It was during this time that he finally let loose as I watched the expressions of his face becoming animalistic!

Ooooohhhhh! Aaaaahhhhh!

His pace was going faster still, ramming the make-shift orifice with his gyrating body. Then...

AAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!

Release came and he slumped onto the bed beside me. I could see his dick has loss none of its turgidity, so I grabbed it once again and sucked the sensitive tip. Immediately, his body clenched as his sensitive dick suffered from the playings of my tongue.

Overall: James is one of those who I know I will come to regret if I let the opportunity pass by, so on my part there was no regrets and in fact, I am happy to see the 8th wonder of the world!

Chos!

How is the chameleon?

Satisfied

Will I come back for seconds? Most likely... especially before a prostate exam!

Hahaha!