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Sunday, December 10, 2017

Hilom's Secret Menu



Isang mapayapang gabi muli sa buhay ni ManilaSpanatic...


Tony: OHMYGAWD! OHMYGAWD! Mga baks! May papasok na gwapo sa Hilom!


SailorSpade: Weh?


ManilaSpanatic: I don't believe you!


Now, mga sisters, to understand the context behind our reactions, here's a little background about Tony...


Si Tony kasi ang baklang walang filter


In other words, lahat sinusubo!


Char!


Hahaha!


For example








Yes, mga sisters!


Kahit puno, basta pasuotin mo ng pantalon, wala siyang patawad!


Charot!


Hahaha!


Tony: Ay grabe sila! Totoo na ito! Promise!


SailorSpade: To see is to believe!


ManilaSpanatic: Pictures or it didn't happen!


Yes, ganon kasira ang aming faith sa taste ni Tony!


Hahaha!


Tony: Mga talipandas! Eto na!




SailorSpade: Aaaaaaayyyy! Book ko na now na!


ManilaSpanatic: Hmmm... I'm not convinced!


But then again, konti lang din naman ang inangat ng taste si SailorSpade kay Tony!


Charaught!


Hahaha!


ManilaSpanatic: O sige SailorSpade, dahil sadyang generous and gracious ang iyong Virgin Queen, ikaw muna ang ipapain... este I will give you the privilege of first taste!


Char!


Hahaha!


SailorSpade: Eh paano yan, d ba may tea-get-together... este inuman tayo mamaya mga pre?


Aaayy sapian mo ako Anne Curtis, now na! at sasampalin ko ang discreet kuno chuva na ito!


ManilaSpanatic: Ok lang yan bro! Pwede naman tayo magkita after mo kumain ng titi!


Hihihi!


Sa inuman...


ManilaSpanatic: Tony! Ang tagal ata ni bff SailorSpade! Anong oras ba sila nagkita?


Tony: Kanina pa nga yun! Baka dinugo!


ManilaSpanatic: Or baka nagkavaginismus at kailangan irush sa St. Lukes!


Tony: Or baka nagka-aspiration pneumonia sa nalunok na shamod!


Hahaha!


Alam naman ninyo ang kasabihan mga baks, kung ayaw mong pagusapan ka, wag kang aabsent sa gathering with friends!


Char!



Pero ilang sandali, nasilayan na naming nagpark ang kanyang discreet mobile!



The Discreet Mobile

At nagulat kami sa ichura ng haliparot ng lumabas siya ng sasakyan!



SailorSpade in the state of Nirvana



Homaygulay!


Nakakaloka!


Nacurious ang inyong Virgin Queen kung ano ang pinakain ng otoko kay best friendship at lutang na lutang ang higad na parang nagmumultiple orgasms pa din ang pwetan nito!





So for the sake of discovery, I had to put my hiatus on hiatus


Ang gulo ba? Char! Hahaha


para matikman ang Hilom's Secret Menu!


Appearance: Homaygulay! Where have you been all my life? 


Hamfugi!!!


Ayyyyiiiii!!!


Pero wait, bakit hindi ako na-impress sa pictures? 


MS: Tony! Sino ang pashneyang kumuha ng letrato nito?


Tony: Ako! Bakit?


Aaaahhhh! Kaya pala!


Mga baks, sa totoo lang


Matagal ko ng hinala...


Matagal ko ng hinala na taglay ng mashonda ang one of the most powerful artifacts of the universe!





Lagot siya kay Thanos!


Kung bakla si Thanos!


At sumusubo!


Charot!


Hahaha!


My goodness!



Honlayo talaga sa pictures! 


Hindi man lang ako nawet kahit konti sa kanyang pictures, pero in person...


Aaaayyyy in puurrsseenn!


I had to cross my legs kahit standing para hindi umapaw ang juices ng marshland!


Char!


He stands 5'11 tall. Fair complexion. Chinito eyes. And he looks like a college student from LaSalle!


I-cocongratulate ko sana si Tony for finally getting it right!


But then again, wit na!


Dahil kung lahat gwapo, you're bound to get it right someday!


Charot! 


Hahaha!


Demeanor: Kabado ang otoko!


Lovet!


Hihihi!


He is really soft-spoken at first, but once you break the ice, he is easy to get along with. Hindi mayabang; hindi ma-ere. In fact, I think he is a little insecure of his looks and doesn't realize yet that he is a Class A model! 


So mga beks, wag na natin palakihin ang ulo! Because in my opinion, nothing is more of a turn on than a good-looking guy who doesn't realize he is good-looking!


Hehe!


He is a college student and VP.


Massage: He has not learned how to give a massage yet but Hilom has been upfront about this fact. 


Which really presents a slight problem for me because I tend to "get into the mood" during the massage.


But not to worry, I think he begins training soon.

Ako lang naman ang hindi makapaghintay kasi nga nacurious ako sa nirvana state ni haliparot bottomesa princess friend, SailorSpade!


Char!


Hahaha


ES: Haaayyy! The love-making...


Napapaginipan ko pa din siya!


Hihihi!


It started awkward at first, kasi nga wala namang masahe!


So nakahiga lang kami sa kama...




Aaaayyy! A-W-K-W-A-R-D!!!


Hahaha!


I can see that he is actually trying to muster the courage to begin


Well, I don't blame him. Nakakaintimidate naman talaga ang aking air of aristocracy and royalty!


Charot!


Hahaha


But I must admit that I enjoyed the sight of him struggle and squirm!


So I played the cool bitch so I can see him struggle and squirm some more!



Hahaha! Char!


Ok! Fine


Baka umiyak pa ito!


Ako na nga ang magsisimula!


So I've decided to finally throw him a bone and make the first move.


I started slowly by first leaning beside him so I could caress his abdomen. I wanted to slowly ease him in since he seemed not used to it. When all of a sudden he lunged on top of me and started sticking his tongue down my throat!


Homaygulay! Ako pa ang nagulat!


The sudden Jekyll and Hyde transformation is mind-boggling as our locked lips and intertwining tongue reminded me of the passionate kisses of Ghelo! His left hand was holding my nape while it's fingers were running through my hair. His right hand reached out for mine and drag it down to his penis!


Every now and then he would stop, lean back a little, look deep into your eyes and smile. And in all honesty, it was something I am not used to.


You see, most masseurs create a construct in order to carry out their jobs. They distance themselves from what is actually happening by avoiding your gaze, closing their eyes, watching porn or by asserting their masculinity even in subtle ways, thus creating a bubble in their minds that they are making love to a woman. The drawback of this is of course, the sense of connection is compromised. A reality I have grown used to and have accepted as the norm.


With Ryan, perhaps he has yet to develop those constructs or maybe he never will, but he has made me believe that he is, in fact, making love to you. There was tenderness, warmth, and affection in his eyes, and you could literally feel him tearing down your defenses. It was unnerving.


He laid beside me once more while both his long upper limbs held my torso, tightening his embrace so that our bodies drew inches closer to each other while our lips were still interlocked. He lifted his lower limb and wrapped it around mine which made our entire bodies intertwined with one another.


He laid me flat on my back once more, then started sticking his tongue into my ear then nibbled his way to my neck down to my chest. He sucked the mounds on my chest as his crotch was rubbing against my thighs. He looked into my eyes once more and then flashed a warm genuine smile.


Fuck!


It was finally my turn to reciprocate his generosity so I turned him over on his back. He took my head again to bring it closer to his and kissed my lips and from there I worked my way from his neck down to his nipples. I savored his nipples which he seemed to like as I felt his cock held by my hand grow in turgidity. It was begging to be sucked. So I went down until my face was against his groin, abducted his legs so that he could surrender his penis to my mouth, then swallowed it.


"Sir... aaahhh"


While my head bobbed in and out of his genitals, he lifted his legs and wrapped it around mine as if drawing my body closer to his groin. He held my head steady and started thrusting upwards, fucking my mouth as he muttered more "ooohhss and aaahhhss". I tried to look up while his cock was still in my mouth, and he was still looking at me. There was no embarrassment, no denying of what was happening. He was simply enjoying the moment.


I laid on my back again and and asked him to sit up on top of me, and asked him to pleasure himself as I watch. He moved his groin closer to my face once more, and asked me to suck his quivering member. He started thrusting it again as I enjoyed the sight of a man giving into his baser instincts. 


"Sir... malapit na ako"


"Sige lang, iputok mo sa bibig ko"


"Sir, eto na! Eto na"


And a warm salty liquid gushed in my mouth.


We got up. He asked if he could take a shower and I cleaned myself as well. I went back to bed first, and I wanted to see if he would just leave. He didn't. He climb back into the bed, held me once more in his arms and smiled.


It was a genuine girlfriend experience. 


Will I come back for seconds? I have long suspected that Ghelo's success is due to his ability to thin the veil of his constructs and make you believe that he is genuinely making love to you. A trait, I thought, that is unique to him... until now. So imagine my suprise to discover that Ryan is able to achieve a higher level. 


Now, my only problem with Ryan is that by just the way he is, he poses a real threat of getting you to fall in love with him. So my head says no but my heart says yes!


How is the chameleon?
Seal of Approval














At eto pa!


Noong magkayakap kami, medyo naubo ako


At ang lukaret hinimas ang likod ko!


Aaaayyy what are you doing to me?!?


So I said it in facebook and I'll say it again!


SHUTA! Ilayo ninyo sa akin yan at baka mahulog ako!


Chos!

Saturday, December 2, 2017

The Pool Party part 2: Balcony Sex

Spot the chameleon! Char

"Hello dear audience, ireready na ang kwarto para sa live show!"


HANUDAW?


"Pero para hindi tayo mainip, may jack off show muna sa patio!"


Aaaaayyy!!! My virgin eyes!


Char





Nakakaloka!


Hindi ko kinakaya!


Alam niyo naman, hindi ganito ang mga parties sa Buckingham Palace!



Me partying in blue evening gown at Buckingham Palace!

Kaya shock na shock ang inyong Virgin Queen sa mga pangyayari!


Char


Nakisiksik na kami sa blockbuster standing room only na make-shift sex room


At nakapalibot na pala ang mga sisterettes sa kama kung saan nakahilata ang mga unsuspecting victims... este very willing actors na gaganap ng toro!


Char


Ngayon pa lang ay nafefeel na ng aking royal lungs ang thinning oxygen ng kwarto sa kakasinghot ng hangin ng mga panting bekis!



Hihihi





Ilalabas ko na sana ang camera... you know... for documentation purposes only.


Pero bawal daw kaya I am forced to burn the image into memory para maisalaysay for the sake of my dear readers and not at all for personal gain!


ECHOS!


Hahaha!


Let the show begin!


Now, hindi ko sure kung sister-in-the-closet ba yung isang model ng toro 


o talagang feel na feel niya lang ang paganap sa kanyang supporting actress role


Pero my gas!


Takam na takam niyang nilalamon ang mahiyaing lead actor! 


Aaaayyyy! Mahihiya si Meryl Streep sa acting prowess ni I'm-not-sure-kung-bakla-ka-ba-o-magaling-ka-lang supporting actress!



Hinalikan nito ang nakatihayang katawan mula labi pababa ng utong.


Si best actor for leila de lima award naman ay parang nahihiyang ginagahasa pero mukha namang nageenjoy dahil may pa "ooohh" "aaahh" pang nalalaman!


Naengganyo ata lalo si best supporting actress sa mga ungol ng umbaw at lalong lumalim ang mga halik nito sa katawan ni barely-trying actor at tuloy tuluyang nilamon ang pusod, singit at ari ng nakahilatang katawan.


Effort kung effort si actress kaso wit pa din tinigasan si B-rated actor kaya hindi tuloy maipasok ang kanyang flaccid penis!


In fairness, bilib kami sa marathon-ish stamina ng panga ni actress


Hmmm... mukhang practisado!


Charot!


Hahaha!


Pero after 15 minutes, waley pa din


Kaya hindi ko na hinintay maisakatuparan ang balak nila dahil may mas importate akong agenda!





Si Dickon...


Hihihi!


Lumarga na akes palabas ng kwarto 


Proud na proud sa sarili dahil akala ko ay naisahan ko ang mga fellow bekis na mauna kay Dickon Tarly


Subalit...


SHUTANGINAMESH!!!


May nangyayari na pala na isa pang live show sa patio kung saan si Dickon Tarly ay nilalamutak ng tatlong beki!


Yung isa subo subo ang kanyang ari habang yung dalawa nilalaro ang utong at pwetan nito!!!


OH MY GULAY!


Ginagangbang nila ang future husband ko!!!


Huhuhu!


Magwawalk out na sana ang inyong beauty queen dahil sa pagtataksil na nasaksihan


Kaso kahit masakit man sa puso ang nasisilayan ng mga mata... hindi ko din matanggi ang libog na nararamdaman...






Char!


Hahaha!


Haaayyy, sige na nga...


Dahil I have a forgiving heart, 


at dahil hindi pa naman niya alam na kasal na kami


mapapatawad ko din ang pagtataksil na ito!


Charot!


Hahaha!


Hinintay ko na lang mangawit ang mga panga ng mga gangbang sisters hangang sa wakas pinakawalan na din nila ang nalamog na katawan ni Dickon Tarly!


Huhuhu!


Ako naman!


Hihihi!


Lumapit ako sa kanya at binulong ang: 


"Akyat ka sa 2nd floor sa may kwarto... hintayin kita doon... pero bago ang lahat, banlaw ka muna ah"


Hihihi!


Nauna na ako sa kwarto sa 2nd floor at pumosition na sa kama, handa para sa aming mala-alamat na pagtatalik





Hihihi


Kaso lumipas ang 10... 15...20 minutes pero hindi pa din siya dumadating!


Futah!


Ano akala niya? Hindi malamig kapag talulot lang ng rosas ang saplot?


Char!


Hayuf siya!!!


Bumaba ako kaagad 


Susugurin ko na sana para sa aming first marital conflict!


Char


Kaso ayun pala, na sa CR at chinuchupa ng ibang beki!!!


Nakakaloka!


Hondami ko namang kaagaw!


So I was forced yet again to play the waiting game hangang sa mangawit ang panga ng mangaagaw at lumabas ng CR si Dickon.


"Sir, pasensya na po. Bigla akong hinatak paloob ng CR!"


"Hmph! Ang dali mo namang makalimot! Pwes! Sabay na tayo umakyat"


At talagang dumikit na ako sa tabi niya para wala ng makiagaw!


Kaso noong naglalakad na kami at akala ko ay safe na safe na sa galamay ng ibang beki ang aking future husband, 


Biglang may isang mashondang ubod na kachakahan na ang mukha ay parang hinampasan ng corals ang complexion na humablot sa braso ni Dickon at hinatak sa CR 


Sabay lock!


...


...


...



NAKAKALOKA!


ANO ITO? PLANET OF THE APES?


WALA NA BANG CIVILISASYON?


OFF WITH HIS HEAD!


HINDI BA NIYA NAMUKHAAN ANG DUCHESS OF FRANCE?


SALOT ANG LAHAT NG MASHONDANG BAKLA SA BALAT NG LUPA!



(No offense Tony! Char!)


Mas malala pa ito kaysa dinanas ko noong 70% off sale sa SM!






Huhuhu!



Napatitig na lang ang inyong Virgin Queen sa pintuan ng CR


Pilit na iniintindi ang mga mabilis na pangyayari.


At ng muling lumabas ng CR si Dickon, 


tinitigan ko siya, 


maluha luha ang aking mga mata ng binigkas ko ang katagang...





"Sir, hindi nga po ako tinitigasan."


"Weh! Hindi nga?"


"Totoo nga po, sir!"


"Hmph! You're just saying that para hindi ako magalit!"


"Sir, hindi talaga!"


"So ibigsabihin sa dami ng chumupa sayo, walang nagwagi?"


"Wala po sir!"


KACHING!


Aba aba!





Dahil tatlong beses na ako nanakawan at fast learner ata ang inyong Virgin Queen



Hinawakan ko na ang kanyang dalawang kamay habang sabay kami paakyat at tinitigan ng masama ang sino mang lumapit na beki!







Umakyat kami ng 2nd floor


Nararamdaman ko ang lakas ng tibok ng aking puso para sa matagal na inaasam asam na mangyari na ngayo'y makakamtam na!


Hihihi!


Inabot ng kamay ko ang door knob at unti unting inikot


LOCKED!





FUKINGINA NAMAN!


Why god? Why?


Huhuhu!


Grabe naman ang pahirap at hadlang na inilalaan ng tadhana!


Pero sandali, may isa pang pintuan...


Binuksan ko ito at natuklasang sa balcony pala ito!


Aaaayyy! Sex in public! 


Handa na ba ako sa ganyan?


And more importantly, baka may nakasilip at matuklasan ang secrets behind the washing machine jutsu!


Char!


Napaisip ako...


Wala naman tao sa balcony


At baka hindi pa ito matuloy


Tinitigan ko ang makisig niyang katawan...


Hay! Bahala na si Batman!


Hinatak ko na siya sa balcony, nilock ang pintuan at hinubad ang suot na bikini!


Pero of course, bago ang lahat, spinrayan ko muna ang kanyang katawan ng surgical grade disinfectant!





Op corz! Ano ako baliw?


Hehehe!


Tinitigan ko muna ang kanyang puting balat at makisig na katawan


Pinaupo ko na siya sa bench ng balcony


At sabay kumanta ng


"This is the moment... Damn all the odds..."


Char!


I started kissing his neck and tried to steal a kiss but he did not turn away and allowed me to touch his lips. I went down to his pink nipples and the exhilaration of outdoor sex must have amplified the moment for it felt like they were the most delicious nipples I have tasted. 


I am not used to working this hard for a lay, but I must give the process credit for the anticipation for the moment is an effective aphrodisiac as I could feel my hands were trembling not with fear, but with hunger - hunger that has welled up after the series of denials. While my lips were locked with his right nipple, my hand was grabbing his chest, grasping the hardness of his pecs and slowly they went down to feel the contours of his abs to grasp his flaccid penis. I began running my locked fist up and down his shaft while my lips were still licking his nipples. 


I stepped back to get another look of his body. I held his shoulders with both my hands then slowly ran down my fingers to feel the contours of his torso and positioned myself in between his thighs as I went in for the kill. 


Pero teka teka!


Napaisip akes


Lima na ang nabigo


At hindi naman sila mukhang amateurs dahil mukha ng laspag ang kanilang mga chapped lips!


Charot!


Baka ako din mabigo!


Aaaayyy cannot be!


Ano na ang mukhang ihaharap ko sa mga loyal subjects!


Better not underestimate the situation


So I took out my hand to form the necessary hand seals!





"Ninpo! WASHING MACHINE jutsu!"


CHAROOOTTT!!!


Hahaha


I swallowed it and the warmth afforded by my mouth must have been of great comfort from the cold night breeze as he moaned a modulated "aaaahhhh" and he widened the space between his thighs as if my presence was a welcomed sensation for his dick. And slowly, it grew in turgidity - and I knew I was doing something right!


With my head bobbing up and down his groin, my hands reached out once more to his nipples and flicked those sensitive tips. He reached his hands on top of my head and held it steady as he started thrusting his hips towards my mouth.


"Fuck sir! Ang sarap!"


His thrusts grew in speed. I looked up to see his face. His eyes were shut while his mouth was gaping. He was nearing climax. 


"Sir! Lalabasan na! Lalabasan na!"


And a few more intense thrusting, I felt a warm salty liquid burst into my mouth as he let out a loud "aaaaaahhhhhh".


"Fuck sir, ang galing ninyo!"


So ako ay tumayo, pinunasan ang shamod sa bibig, nagpose, kumuha ng micropono... and then spoke my best Miss Universe answer:


"Well, Dickon. We can never be the best but it doesn't mean we stop trying!"


Charot!


Hahaha!


Aaaayyy mga sisters! I tell you! Iba pala ang feeling kung ikaw ay nagwagi kung saan madami ang nabigo!


Nafeel ko talagang para akong nakoronahan ng gabing yon!


So with chin up at chest out, ninamnam ko ang aking victory walk pababa ng munting hagdan!





Chos!


Hahaha!


So final tally of the night:









Daw!


Hahaha! Whatever Tony!


Ang kati mo kaya at hindi ka naman mapili (The deadly combination)!


Pero sige teh, kung saan ka masaya!



Yes mga teh!


Dalawang hada sa presyong 1 kiyaw!


Aaaayy! I'm so proud of myself!


Hahaha!


At si The Bakla Review naman?



MS: Holy shit! What? How? Where? Why? 


The Bakla Review: Pinagsabay sabay ko na sila para hindi sayang sa oras!


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MS: Alam mo teh, pwede ka magpaseminar ng time management skills!


Char!


Hahaha!


Ohdevah! Sabi sa inyo!


Isa siyang embodiment of our aspirations and everything in life we should strive for!


In other words... isa siyang...


H-I-G-A-D!


Sa uulitin!


Chos!