Hilom's Secret Menu

Isang mapayapang gabi muli sa buhay ni ManilaSpanatic...


Tony: OHMYGAWD! OHMYGAWD! Mga baks! May papasok na gwapo sa Hilom!


SailorSpade: Weh?


ManilaSpanatic: I don't believe you!


Now, mga sisters, to understand the context behind our reactions, here's a little background about Tony...


Si Tony kasi ang baklang walang filter


In other words, lahat sinusubo!


Char!


Hahaha!


For example

Yes, mga sisters!


Kahit puno, basta pasuotin mo ng pantalon, wala siyang patawad!


Charot!


Hahaha!


Tony: Ay grabe sila! Totoo na ito! Promise!


SailorSpade: To see is to believe!


ManilaSpanatic: Pictures or it didn't happen!


Yes, ganon kasira ang aming faith sa taste ni Tony!


Hahaha!


Tony: Mga talipandas! Eto na!

SailorSpade: Aaaaaaayyyy! Book ko na now na!


ManilaSpanatic: Hmmm... I'm not convinced!


But then again, konti lang din naman ang inangat ng taste si SailorSpade kay Tony!


Charaught!


Hahaha!


ManilaSpanatic: O sige SailorSpade, dahil sadyang generous and gracious ang iyong Virgin Queen, ikaw muna ang ipapain... este I will give you the privilege of first taste!


Char!


Hahaha!


SailorSpade: Eh paano yan, d ba may tea-get-together... este inuman tayo mamaya mga pre?


Aaayy sapian mo ako Anne Curtis, now na! at sasampalin ko ang discreet kuno chuva na ito!


ManilaSpanatic: Ok lang yan bro! Pwede naman tayo magkita after mo kumain ng titi!


Hihihi!


Sa inuman...


ManilaSpanatic: Tony! Ang tagal ata ni bff SailorSpade! Anong oras ba sila nagkita?


Tony: Kanina pa nga yun! Baka dinugo!


ManilaSpanatic: Or baka nagkavaginismus at kailangan irush sa St. Lukes!


Tony: Or baka nagka-aspiration pneumonia sa nalunok na shamod!


Hahaha!


Alam naman ninyo ang kasabihan mga baks, kung ayaw mong pagusapan ka, wag kang aabsent sa gathering with friends!


Char!


Pero ilang sandali, nasilayan na naming nagpark ang kanyang discreet mobile!

The Discreet Mobile

At nagulat kami sa ichura ng haliparot ng lumabas siya ng sasakyan!

SailorSpade in the state of Nirvana

Homaygulay!


Nakakaloka!


Nacurious ang inyong Virgin Queen kung ano ang pinakain ng otoko kay best friendship at lutang na lutang ang higad na parang nagmumultiple orgasms pa din ang pwetan nito!

So for the sake of discovery, I had to put my hiatus on hiatus


Ang gulo ba? Char! Hahaha


para matikman ang Hilom's Secret Menu!


Appearance: Homaygulay! Where have you been all my life? 


Hamfugi!!!


Ayyyyiiiii!!!


Pero wait, bakit hindi ako na-impress sa pictures? 


MS: Tony! Sino ang pashneyang kumuha ng letrato nito?


Tony: Ako! Bakit?


Aaaahhhh! Kaya pala!


Mga baks, sa totoo lang


Matagal ko ng hinala...


Matagal ko ng hinala na taglay ng mashonda ang one of the most powerful artifacts of the universe!

Lagot siya kay Thanos!


Kung bakla si Thanos!


At sumusubo!


Charot!


Hahaha!


My goodness!


Honlayo talaga sa pictures! 


Hindi man lang ako nawet kahit konti sa kanyang pictures, pero in person...


Aaaayyyy in puurrsseenn!


I had to cross my legs kahit standing para hindi umapaw ang juices ng marshland!


Char!


He stands 5'11 tall. Fair complexion. Chinito eyes. And he looks like a college student from LaSalle!


I-cocongratulate ko sana si Tony for finally getting it right!


But then again, wit na!


Dahil kung lahat gwapo, you're bound to get it right someday!


Charot! 


Hahaha!


Demeanor: Kabado ang otoko!


Lovet!


Hihihi!


He is really soft-spoken at first, but once you break the ice, he is easy to get along with. Hindi mayabang; hindi ma-ere. In fact, I think he is a little insecure of his looks and doesn't realize yet that he is a Class A model! 


So mga beks, wag na natin palakihin ang ulo! Because in my opinion, nothing is more of a turn on than a good-looking guy who doesn't realize he is good-looking!


Hehe!


He is a college student and VP.


Massage: He has not learned how to give a massage yet but Hilom has been upfront about this fact. 


Which really presents a slight problem for me because I tend to "get into the mood" during the massage.


But not to worry, I think he begins training soon.

Ako lang naman ang hindi makapaghintay kasi nga nacurious ako sa nirvana state ni haliparot bottomesa princess friend, SailorSpade!


Char!


Hahaha


ES: Haaayyy! The love-making...


Napapaginipan ko pa din siya!


Hihihi!


It started awkward at first, kasi nga wala namang masahe!


So nakahiga lang kami sa kama...

Aaaayyy! A-W-K-W-A-R-D!!!


Hahaha!


I can see that he is actually trying to muster the courage to begin


Well, I don't blame him. Nakakaintimidate naman talaga ang aking air of aristocracy and royalty!


Charot!


Hahaha


But I must admit that I enjoyed the sight of him struggle and squirm!


So I played the cool bitch so I can see him struggle and squirm some more!

Hahaha! Char!


Ok! Fine


Baka umiyak pa ito!


Ako na nga ang magsisimula!


So I've decided to finally throw him a bone and make the first move.


I started slowly by first leaning beside him so I could caress his abdomen. I wanted to slowly ease him in since he seemed not used to it. When all of a sudden he lunged on top of me and started sticking his tongue down my throat!


Homaygulay! Ako pa ang nagulat!


The sudden Jekyll and Hyde transformation is mind-boggling as our locked lips and intertwining tongue reminded me of the passionate kisses of Ghelo! His left hand was holding my nape while it's fingers were running through my hair. His right hand reached out for mine and drag it down to his penis!


Every now and then he would stop, lean back a little, look deep into your eyes and smile. And in all honesty, it was something I am not used to.


You see, most masseurs create a construct in order to carry out their jobs. They distance themselves from what is actually happening by avoiding your gaze, closing their eyes, watching porn or by asserting their masculinity even in subtle ways, thus creating a bubble in their minds that they are making love to a woman. The drawback of this is of course, the sense of connection is compromised. A reality I have grown used to and have accepted as the norm.


With Ryan, perhaps he has yet to develop those constructs or maybe he never will, but he has made me believe that he is, in fact, making love to you. There was tenderness, warmth, and affection in his eyes, and you could literally feel him tearing down your defenses. It was unnerving.


He laid beside me once more while both his long upper limbs held my torso, tightening his embrace so that our bodies drew inches closer to each other while our lips were still interlocked. He lifted his lower limb and wrapped it around mine which made our entire bodies intertwined with one another.


He laid me flat on my back once more, then started sticking his tongue into my ear then nibbled his way to my neck down to my chest. He sucked the mounds on my chest as his crotch was rubbing against my thighs. He looked into my eyes once more and then flashed a warm genuine smile.


Fuck!


It was finally my turn to reciprocate his generosity so I turned him over on his back. He took my head again to bring it closer to his and kissed my lips and from there I worked my way from his neck down to his nipples. I savored his nipples which he seemed to like as I felt his cock held by my hand grow in turgidity. It was begging to be sucked. So I went down until my face was against his groin, abducted his legs so that he could surrender his penis to my mouth, then swallowed it.


"Sir... aaahhh"


While my head bobbed in and out of his genitals, he lifted his legs and wrapped it around mine as if drawing my body closer to his groin. He held my head steady and started thrusting upwards, fucking my mouth as he muttered more "ooohhss and aaahhhss". I tried to look up while his cock was still in my mouth, and he was still looking at me. There was no embarrassment, no denying of what was happening. He was simply enjoying the moment.


I laid on my back again and and asked him to sit up on top of me, and asked him to pleasure himself as I watch. He moved his groin closer to my face once more, and asked me to suck his quivering member. He started thrusting it again as I enjoyed the sight of a man giving into his baser instincts. 


"Sir... malapit na ako"


"Sige lang, iputok mo sa bibig ko"


"Sir, eto na! Eto na"


And a warm salty liquid gushed in my mouth.


We got up. He asked if he could take a shower and I cleaned myself as well. I went back to bed first, and I wanted to see if he would just leave. He didn't. He climb back into the bed, held me once more in his arms and smiled.


It was a genuine girlfriend experience. 


Will I come back for seconds? I have long suspected that Ghelo's success is due to his ability to thin the veil of his constructs and make you believe that he is genuinely making love to you. A trait, I thought, that is unique to him... until now. So imagine my suprise to discover that Ryan is able to achieve a higher level. 


Now, my only problem with Ryan is that by just the way he is, he poses a real threat of getting you to fall in love with him. So my head says no but my heart says yes!


How is the chameleon?

Seal of Approval

At eto pa!


Noong magkayakap kami, medyo naubo ako


At ang lukaret hinimas ang likod ko!


Aaaayyy what are you doing to me?!?


So I said it in facebook and I'll say it again!


SHUTA! Ilayo ninyo sa akin yan at baka mahulog ako!


Chos!