Naughty

Appearance: Haaayyy! Ang gandang lalaki pala. The photos released by Uranus Spa and the ones from his incredibly short stint in LP before (2 hours!!! Nakakaloka! Hahaha! He may very well hold the record for shortest duration of stay in that site!) never really appealed to me. Truthfully, it was the fondness of our fellow bekis and the remarkable following he had even during his long hiatus were what piqued my interest to finally set a meeting with the famed Kahlil. And... I think the fame was well-deserved. Haller! Just look at the photos! Hihihi! Now, I understand why El Presidente was kicking himself when Kahlil left so suddenly.

Punctuality: We agreed to meet at 9pm. He came right on the dot in his motorcycle.

"Please bring that motorcycle helmet with you!"

Hihihi!!!

Attitude: Ang kulit kulit kulit kulit kulit! Hahaha! If you had read his thread, you would have noticed that most of the complaints posted against him were about the difficulty in establishing contact and setting up an appointment, but the ones that have met him have an undeniable fondness of him, which is understandably so. Kahlil was very charismatic. It does not take long for him to warm up and soon you find yourself regaled by stories of his "kakulitan". I think we would have chatted all night if I had not taken my clothes off to signal my intentions:

"Enough talk. Let's fight! Shapapui!!!"

Haha!

Char!

Massage: Hahaha! What massage?!?! He tooked off his clothes, climbed beside my bed then hid under the sheets! Then slowly brought down the blanket so only his eyes peered through.

"Sir, first time ko po! Dahan dahan lang po!"

Ang kulit kulit kulit kulit kulit kulit kulit kulit!!!

Hahaha!

That present we bekis are so eager to unwrap: Fat! And the length reaches half an inch below the belly button.

ES: Kahlil's ES is rather tame. He is not laila dee and will work during his time but Fiance Zobel and I have been comparing notes and we both agree that JD works harder and gives a little more in ES than Kahlil. But with that being said, I think this part of our conversation should be noted:

Fiance Zobel: I am meeting Kahlil this Thursday ah!

MS: Kailan mo last nakuha si JD?

Fiance Zobel: Matagal na... hindi ko na maalala.

MS: Oh! Akala ko ba "JD works harder?"

Fiance Zobel: Eh teh!!! Hindi ko din maintindihan!!!

Hahaha!

As I have said, he is charismatic.

Overall: We all have different thresholds and criteria for satisfaction which could perhaps explain the discrepancies between FRs and personal experiences. In that regard,  I think it would be best to identify which FR writer you could most identify with and who shares your threshold for satisfaction. I, for one, am fairly easy to please and prioritize looks above all else. So with that in mind, I am happy with my Kahlil experience.

Will I come back for seconds? Hmmm... let's look at some of his other photos.

Okay... dalawang kamay naman!

Hahaha!

Yes!

How is the chameleon?

Happy