The Wait

Nakakaloka ang wait list!!!

This must be the longest wait I had to endure just to secure a time slot with a model. 10 days of pent up libido is simply not good for your health. Char! Hahaha! So when we finally met... I was... well, you can imagine! Hahaha! And it does not help na nagpapacute pa ang loka!

MS: Anong nginingiti mo diyan? Tingin mo makukuha mo ako sa ngiti? 10 days!!! 10 freaking days!!! Wala ng chitchat! HUUUBBBAAAADDD!!!!

MS: Ano itetch? Patintero? Ano pa ang ginagawa ng kamay mo diyan?

Jayson: Ok na ba ito, sir?

MS: Hmmm... it's a start!


Hahaha!


Pre-negotiations: We actually already agreed to meet earlier than the actual schedule, however 2 days before the agreed time slot, I received a text from him.


Jayson: Sir, hindi po pala ako pwede sa araw na yun.

MS: VHAKET?!?!?! What iz ze meaning of zis?!?!?!?!

Jayson: Nakapag oo na po pala kasi ako sa iba. Pasensya na po kayo.

MS: ?!?!?!?!?!?! Sino ang hampas lupang nakikiagaw sa schedule ko?!?!?!?!?!

Jayson: Si Zulie po.

Pashneya!!!

Agad agad kong nilabas ang magic cauldron at sinimulan ang chanting!

Haha! Char!

Appearance: I think there is no denying that Jayson is good-looking, to the point that even those who swore that they would never hire a model who is not straight were willing to make an exception. Hahaha! But personally, I think he looks better in pictures. In other words, he is handsome, but he is also extremely photogenic.

Punctuality: He came 20 minutes before our agreed time. Naloka tuloy ako at sinundo siya nang basa pa ang buhok ko. 

Oh well, might as well make the best out of the situation.

Makapag apparition nga in my wet hair look!

Hahaha! Chos!

Attitude: Jayson is extremely soft-spoken and getting a few words out of him is like digging for gold. But he is courteous and well-mannered. (Hahaha! Wala na akong masabi! Man of few words kasi! Hahaha!)

Massage: Having received no formal training or experience in spas and massage parlors, Jayson learned the basics of the art through watching youtube videos. Hahaha! And it actually shows. Strokes rendered were not smooth and technique was little to non-existent. I could feel that he was recalling from memory what he has learned, therefore, it lacked spontaneity. But the perplexing thing was, I felt relaxed and satisfied after the massage. Perhaps, it was due to the fact that though he lacked technical skills, he made up for it with sincerity and it was heartfelt.

The question of all questions: Length is above reggie and girth is respectable.

ES: Ah!!! Hearing people going on and on again that it was the best sex they have ever had was justified. And coming from some of them who are certified haliparot higad queens, it is high praise. My body literally received a saliva bath. There was no surface that was safe from Jayson's tongue and clutches. 

Overall: Jayson certainly knows how to provide a good time while keeping a professional relationship. I have no complaints regarding his attitude or performance and I would gladly recommend him to others. However, personally, I am currently searching for a back-up KFC and a model with the potential to provide that temporary relief has yet to surface. This should not be misconstrued as a point against Jayson, it is just that my current KFC somehow managed to ruin other men for me.

Will I come back for seconds? Ordinarily, yes. But the search for a back-up KFC continues.

How is the chameleon?

Satisfied