Water, water everywhere...

Well, truth be told mga sisters


I've wanted to share my sexventures again to bekilandia for quite some time


Wala lang akong masight na willing victim


So nadecide ko ng isama na din pati mga hindi willing!


Charot!


Hahaha!


This particular experience was not what I would normally write about


Pero wala na kasi talaga ako mahanap


So I hope you would also enjoy my misadventures as much as my adventures


Looks: When I saw his photos, I guess I had the same reaction as everyone. 


"Ohmegad! I must have him"


"I want him inside me... NOW NA!"


Aminin... 


Matagal na nating knowsung na parepareho lang tayong malalandi!


Hihihi


Those eyes, those lips, those broad shoulders, the bulging biceps and incredibly toned torso



Muling nabuhay ang aking nanunuyong marshland!


Lalong nafeel ang pagnanasa ng inyong beauty queen noong nalaman na nagbakasyon ang lukaret at hindi pala available


So imagine a year long celibate *ehem ehem kuno ehem ehem* na beauty queen, who finally decided to end her virginity, being told she can't have what she wants!


Ohdevah! Nakakabaliw!

Nabuhos ko ata ang aking frustrations sa kakakulit sa managers ng Dreamboyz PH Masaj

Sorry na!


Alam niyo naman...


I'm only searching for love!


Char!


More than a month din hindi naging available ang inaasam asam na otoko

and since mukhang na purga na ang mga mamasan from Dreamboyz sa akin



Megastalk na lang ang inyong beauty queen sa kanilang FB


Hahahaha!


Araw araw ko talagang binantayan ang muling pagbabalik ng otoko at hinding hindi ako papayag may mauna sa kanyang matamis na coming-back-from-vacay shamod


Then one faithful day...

OHMEGAWD OHMEGAWD!



Available na siya!


I declare November 7 an official national holiday!


Charot!


Book kaagad ang lola ninyo 


Nagmadali na ako at baka maunahan pa ako ni JM Dela Cruz and the 485 likers!


Char! Hahaha!


Date, set and match!



Confeeermed!


At last maaachieve ko na ang aking life-long... ok fine! hindi naman life-long... month-long dream na matikman ang elusive Kristoff!

Hihihi

_________________

Ding Dong!


Aaaayyy nandiyan na siya! Nandiyan na siya!


Halos madapa pa ako habang tumatakbo papuntang pintuan


Excited lungz mameet ang aking prince charming!


Hihihi!


Pagsilip sa peephole ng pinto


Ito ang bumulaga sa aking entrance:

Me: ...

...

...

Funyeta!

Bakit palaka ito!

Na putashop nanaman ako!

Well, hindi naman siya super chaka but definitely a far cry from his pictures. Shoulders are not broad and while he has a toned body, it's thin-toned and not buff-toned. The face kind of looks like him but also isn't.


Ay! Mahirap iexplain! Basta malayo!


Nagevaporate kaagad ang lahat ng aking libog!


Pero paano na ito? 


Wala naman ata silang return policy if within 7 days!


Char!


Sabihin ko kaya na "no one's home"?


Ay char! E di maririnig niya boses ko!


Haist! Wala ng choice


Sunog anda nanaman ito!


Huhuhu


Demeanor: He is polite, makwento, mabait. Seriously, no complaints here in this department. It's just that...


Hindi kita type e


Massage: Maayos. Hindi nagmamadali. I think the massage lasted more than an hour. And in our conversation he mentioned that he makes it a point to finish the massage properly. No complaints again. It's just that...


Hindi kita type e


ES: He came from the now defunct Chocobrown spa in Makati so expect Makati rates.


He gave me a few options:


1. I could just pay the massage and bar fine of around 900 pesos if I will not avail his extra service


2. Package #1: Kamasutra massage with handjob and sweet release. 2.5k


3. Package #2: Kamasutra massage, you get to see him naked, touch his cock and he will do ipit style until your sweet release. 3.5k


4. Package #3: All the way. 5k


Lukaret! Wag ka ng umasa sa 5k. After all...


Hindi naman kita type e


But of course, being a lady of grace and composure, I didn't want to seem rude and uninterested so I decided to throw him a bone and go with the 3.5k.


He took off his clothes while I was busy searching for my libido


He started massaging my groin and was doing his best to raise the flag


"Sir, hindi ata tumatayo"


"Aaayy I had a tiring day kasi, tapos puyat pa ako, tapos kakajakol ko lang kasi kanina, tapos may iniinom kasi ako na gamot na nakakababa ng libido, tapos..."


Aaaaayyy nasabi ko na ata ang lahat ng excuse na pwede sabihin!


Sumuko na ata si kuya so he asked


"Sir gusto ninyo hawakan?"


"Ok lang"


It grew to above average and actually nicely shaped penis.


Buti pa siya! Yung akin patay pa din!

So konting handjob and konting hump hump


After 5min, I decided to do the often done to you but never imagined you will do to others 'The Flash' maneuver!


"Ok na Kristoff, bihis ka na!"


Nagulat ata ang otoko or talagang ineenjoy pa niya ang beauty ko because suddenly he uttered:


"Sir, pwede ba ako magpalabas?"


Aaaayyyy nakakaloka!


Ang hirap talaga maging maganda!


Char


So I said:


"Sige na nga! Pero 2.5k ang fee ko!"


CHARAUGHT!!!!


Hahaha syempre hindi


Hindi ako pang SRP!


Chos!


So I sat beside him while he spanked his above average actually kinda looks nice monkey to his contentment.



Overall: Actually, kung type ko lang siya, this would have been a very pleasant experience. But alas, that's not the case so as much as I want to uplift the experience, it is what it is.


How is the chameleon?

*Note: Kristoff is actually the latest in a string of hires that I was not satisfied with. I am beginning to think that currently, there are no more fishes in the sea. So I think I might go back to the oldies but goodies until a new victim... este prince can be found.


Chos!