Non-Site Ultimate Compilation

 

I decided to create this list to help guide those to decide who they want to get. Kasi rather than ask for referrals or ask kung sino ba ang worth it, ilista na lang ang qualities so you can decide what is worth it for you.

Please take note na some of them here were listed because of what they were in their prime and not necessarily in their current state. 

NS Certified Daks:
Nash - Nash's dick is what I would call the daks na masarap. Meaning na kahit daks siya, masarap isubo. Length and width are perfect so while you do feel the strain in masseterial stamina, it isn't outright exhausting that you cannot prolong maintaining a suction. Then apart from the beautiful shape and form, Macmac and Nash are the only two to possess that incredibly elusive pinkish hue.
Strain level: 3/5
Macmac - Macmac and Nash has always had comparable dicks that one can mistake for the other. The only peculiar thing about Macmac is that he has an incredibly sensitive glans and does not like it when it comes to touch with any part of your mouth. So with that in mind all the while also accomodating the size and maintaining suction, it ramps up the difficulty in giving pleasure to this man.
Strain level: 3.5/5
Jeff - Jeff's dick is actually in between the giants such as James and the perfects such as Nash and Macmac. In other words his dick is at that size where it starts to become overwhelming especially due to the girth. Beautifully shaped but alas, does not have the pinkish hue.
Strain level: 4/5
Marcus - Marcus' dick is a little peculiar in that it has a relatively small head that suddenly fattens to enormous girth. So much so that I had to ask if it was all natural (which it is). It has so much girth that performing a proper blowjob is a challenge because it will drain the stamina of your jaw really quickly.
Strain level: 4/5
Liam - Ah si Liam actually hindi ko inexpect na daks kahit noong naghubad na siya. But as it grew and grew and grew... teka lang... bakit nagiging mas mahirap na ito isubo? Hahaha unlike others kasi na evident na daks sila... this one marerealize mo lang once it has grown to its full glory.
Strain level: 2/5
RX - Still has one of the most perfect dicks around. Kasi not only does he have size and shape... he also has density. As in compact yung penis niya. Medyo mahirap iexplain unless mahawakan mo na. There's a reason why he dominated during the early days.
Strain level: 2/5
Justin - I have not met this person but according to a very reliable source, the size is comparable to James with James edging him a little bit because of a larger glans. 
Strain level: 5/5 (allegedly)
James - Need I say more? He might not have the prettiest of dicks but if we are talking about sheer size, then make way for the Titanic. Grabe ang laki! Good luck swallowing it whole because as your lips touch mid shaft, the tip might be poking at your pharynx already. And as if the length is challenging enough, you also have to contend with the girth! Alam kong may mga nakayang magpabottom sa kanya pero personally.... NNNNOOOO!!! Kaya when he asked kung ready na ba ako mapasukan, I told him: Baliw ka ba? Hahaha
Strain level: 5/5

NS Prettiest Dicks na Daks:
So this one is just a summary of among the daks, who has the most aesthetically pleasing dicks around.
Nash
Macmac
RX
Justin
Jeff

NS Best Faces:
Kahlil - Sa mga nakakaalala pa, there's a reason bakit ito pinagkaguluhan when he entered LP then again when he entered NS. Very cute boyish features and no shortage of charm. Sad lang that his stints have always been short. I think parang 2 hours lang siya sa LP. Nakakaloka! Hahaha! In NS maybe a few months.
Justin - Again, hindi ko pa nameet ito in person but according to the same reliable source, nakakamangha daw ang beauty ng otoko and those who have met him say the same.
Mario - The big sayang. Mario always had the potential to have the best face in NS if not for his addiction to drugs. 
Liam - Gwapo kasi ito lalo na if hindi magpaitim sa araw. He is also a great charmer kaya madaming nanghumaling during his stint. Sadly though magulo kasi siya and has been marred by certain controversies.
Steve - This one already looks like a matinee idol with an incredibly beautiful face and long eyelashes that shows the strong influence of his caucasian heritage. What held him back is the lack of great physique. If he had that, then the world would have been his oyster. 
Marcus - Nagtataka actually ang mga friendships kung bakit ko daw na typan ito kasi in their words I usually go for the white chinito. Haha sige fine, true. Pero kasi sometimes when the level of beauty reaches a certain point, it becomes an undeniable force so the question whether he is the type you usually go for or not becomes irrelevant. Marcus is burly with middle eastern influence which, yes, is not the type I usually go for. But what he is, is undeniably gorgeous with a very very strong sex appeal. He is literally walking sex.
Nash - In his prime, this guy was ethereal. Kumikinang habang naglalakad sa daan! There's a reason why prior to his days in NS, his thread has been marred by bad reviews after bad reviews, and yet the same people keep coming back for more. Sa labas ng spa nagmumura ang client nagsasabi na hinding hindi na babalik but come next week si Nash nanaman ang nirerequest. That is what the level of his beauty can command, once upon a time. 
Simon - Pagdating sa mukha and face alone, it is very hard to beat Simon. This guy already looks like an elven lord from Lord of the Rings that only Nash prime, pre-drug Mario or Marcus can perhaps challenge. He is the closest thing to a Korean oppa you can get. Siya yung mukhang laging mabango at laging presko. Sometimes you can just look at him and be lost for words.

NS Sexiest Bodies:
This one is listed in order of my preference from most to least.
Marcus
RX
Jazzper
Kyle
Aaron
Jericho
Travis
Jerry
Cris
Joaquin
Ok so bakit nauuna si Marcus and RX and bakit nasa huli si Joaquin? Well first you have to understand na lahat yan defined ang muscle, but having muscle is not the end all be all of definition of sexiness. Shape of the body - Are they tall? V-shape body? Long torso? Long legs? General standing also comes into play. Basically, are you simply a walking chunk of muscle or does your body scream sex. In that sense, Marcus and RX have those in spades. Ang ganda ng hubog ng katawan, proportions, standing. Plus Marcus has that added balahibong pusa that can make you go crazy with lust! Si Jazzper actually medyo special, kasi there's something about his bulky musculature na gusto mo lang din kainin. At the other end of the spectrum naman, Jerry, Cris and Joaquin... tadtad ng tattoos. Tapos hindi naman ganon ka tall si Joaquin so having a super bulky body actually works against him. 

The Triple threats:
Those who have looks, general physique of height and musculature and big dicks.
Nash
Macmac
Jeff
Marcus
Justin

NS Best in Service:
Ghelo - In terms of service, medyo legendary si Ghelo. Parang wala pa akong nabasang bad reviews sa taong ito. His ability to please his clients is astounding and the long que in wait for his service despite first debuting in NS in 2015 is a testament to how providing good sincere service never goes out of style. 
Liam - Put aside the issues and controversies and judge his service alone, then this guy is said to be even better then Ghelo. Kaya nga ang daming nanghumaling. This guy is said to be a charmer. 
Jeff - Hindi na siya ganon ka consistent lately but in his prime, he was called King of NS for a reason. Ma-PR, eager to please and endearing to clients. Well, I don't think it is too late for him naman. Need lang ng konting pukpok and I'm sure he can get back on track.
Rex - Hindi ko pa din nameet but I think this is the other guy who does not have a single bad FR.
Travis
Reid - This one I heard na may special move na ginagawa that sends clients crazy. Magaling daw talaga ang service, wala lang talagang PR! Hahaha
JD - Best when it comes to transition from massage to ES. 

NS Best in Fucking:
Marcus - maybe it's a bit too early for Marcus to fully claim this title pero kasi while madami namang FR diyan that fully describes the intense fucking that they experience, the words "magaling kumantot" actually rarely comes up and so far, it is being mentioned in his thread.
Pete - Majority of the models nagfufuck naman pero being great at it is somewhat of an art. And as all the major and heavy-weight bottomesa's will attest, iba daw magfu'ck itong si Pete. I tried asking them what is it that makes him special pero hindi nila madescribe. They just give me this look tapos bigla nilang maalala, tapos mukhang mag oorgasm nanaman uli. Hahaha! 

Ok that's a wrap. Please do bear in mind na syempre this is in my own opinion. If you have a violent reaction... balakajan!

Chos!

 

That Feeling Again

The dilemma that eventually befalls on those who have been doing this for so long is the loss of the mystery and with it, the fascination for the exploration. You miss the time you still felt the excitement of the chase, the anxiety that rumbles and the exhiliration for the new conquest. But the more you chase for the emotions that once came so easily, the more you realize that they have already faded into memory. But once in a while, if you are fortunate enough, a spark does come from the most unexpected places.

So here begins a tale from the heart of bekilandia

There was once a maiden who lived in eternal winter...

Whose long search for her next true love's kiss has left her heart cold and unthawed

Out of desperation, the maiden decided to seek an audience with the dark powers

Dahil naawa si friendship from the mirror sa aking very very dire situashyen, he decided to come out from his self-imposed exile ala Sadako to once again help a friend in need

So ever the reliable-at-certain-times friendship that Tony is, he directed me to the picture of the one named Lucas

 

Nashock ang inyong beauty queen dahil maayos ang recommendation ni I-will-swallow-anything Tony!

May kasabihan nga naman...

Charot! Hahaha!

Transaction: 

Cellphone: Ring... ring... ring... Hello?

ManilaSpanatic: Hello po! Hihihi! Paschedule po ako kay Lucas... TODAY!

Leo (Owner of Emerence): Sir, 11pm na po available si Lucas!

Teka!

Bigla akong napa mental math!

If 6pm nagstart ang duty ni Lucas at 11pm pa siya available... does that mean pang 3rd ako?!?

That means may dalawa nang lumafang kay fafa!

Homaygas! This cannot be!

Maaga naman ako tumawag!

Huhuhuhu!

But I had no choice! It had to be done

I am fully aware that this is Lucas' first day and innocence factor is inversely related to duration of employment!

For the sake of tasting that fleeting baguhan sweetness, I had to book him ora orada!

Afterall, considered first dibs pa din naman dahil first day niya devah?

CHOS!

Hahahaha!

Looks: Gwapo! But do not expect to meet the ones in his promotional photos dahil hindi ko knowsung paano siya nakuhaan ng ganyan!

The owner of Emerence Spa has the antithesis of Tony's camera!

Charot! Hahaha

Well, to be fair, hindi naman sobrang far off. Parang I expected a jaguar and met a cheetah ang peg. 

Hindi naman tulad ng iba diyan na halatang nag masters degree in putashop editing, kaya you expected a lion and tapos orangutan ang dumating!

Hahaha!

He stands 5'6 to 5'7 tall. The body has baby fats but still retains its form. If maging batak si fafa then baka engaged na kami!

Charot!

Attitude: We never really got to talking that much but first impressions: mabait, maasikaso, kabado!

Takutin natin lalo!

Charot

Massage: Well mga sisterettes, what did you really expect?

First day on the job with no real spa experience

Hindi na ako nag expect!

I lay down being mentally prepared that I will be poked and prodded by amateur hands

Pagkahagod...

Teka teka!

What is the meaning of this?

Bakit marunong ka?

Homaygas! Umayos ka! Hindi ganyan umasta ang baguhan!

Charot!

His strokes, while still lacking in refinement, had technique, purpose, and proper deliberation! I would have preferred more pressure as I suspect he should be able to deliver given his large physique but nevertheless, it was a job well done!

There was certainly an effort to create a sensual experience as his hands slid into my butt crack and genitalia

 

I was suddently reminded why then the more veteran Emerence Nash treated my underwear region as a no-fly zone!

Funyeta! Pwede naman pala!

Emerence Nash! Humanda ka pag uwi ko!

Char!

(Char nga ba?)

Hahaha!

The negotiation: So Lucas informed me that he has finished his massage

looked into my eyes tapos tumuro sa aking family jewels and did a masturbation gesture

Eh hindi ko naman maintindihan: Did he mean do I want to jack off myself, or will he jack it off for me? Can he offer more?

[More details in the forum]

Overall: For someone with the proper looks, it is rare to see such humility and eagerness to please and I hope he maintains this disposition. There is every chance that eventually the system will take this away from him but for now, I am glad I was able to experience his service as it is. With Lucas, I was able to experience a reflection of how I used to be and is a welcome reminder of the spark I once held.

Seal:

Good

Reawakening

 

Photos from Emerence Spa Twitter

So after nalaman ko ang excitement ng mabulungan and hence dawning a new sexual reawakening at the hands of a will-not-be-named Nuat Thai therapist....

Hihihi!

Napa-mega research ang lola ninyo so mga threads na dati hindi ko naman pinapansin

I was frantically reading the pages and pages of threads of previously untapped resource

All in an effort to compile a list of soon to be victims... este fortunate beings!

Hihihi!

Opchors, the fact na para akong muling gumulong sa higad powder after a long long hiatus did not escape the prying eyes of my friendships

So being the good sisterettes that they are, they were more than willing to help me with my list

Eh kaso,

Friendship #1: Tony - Hahaha! Sorry, pero naka auto-filter off na ang mga suggestions ni Tony!

With the quality of his suggestions, hindi mo alam kung si sister ba ay nagrerecommend ng hada or alagang hayop!

CHOS! Hahahaha!

Friendship #2: PinkMilk - who I am now discovering is basically Tony Lite! 

MS: Teh, gwapo ba yan?

PinkMilk: Nakamask naman! Gwapo naman lahat pag nakamask!

SHU-TANG-IN-A-MESH!

So since these are the friendships that I have been blessed with

Dumating ang realization...

Charot!

Appearance: In the list I have compiled, Nash came on top as the priority pick. I was looking for someone good-looking, can deliver a good massage including sensual and has no qualms with the extra and based on what I read here, he seems to check all the boxes. 

So how did he fare in person? 

Well, I actually booked a 11pm appointment but came at 10pm!

Haha yes! Ganon ako ka-excited!

That time he was still in an outcall service so I had to wait. Pero noong nasight ko siya from afar as he was coming back to the spa, nawet na kaagad ako. May arrive si kuya and I knew I would not be disappointed. He was tall, good-looking, with a nice built. 

Demeanor: Mabait naman siya and magalang. But true enough as already mentioned in the forum, may something peculiar sa boses niya. Parang medyo high pitched! Hahahaha! Actually, it's how I knew na siya talaga yung nagmamassage sa akin.

Hindi kasi siya ang nagfoot bath sa akin but the receptionist. Tapos habang nakatihaya, nahihiya akong lumingon to see kung siya ba talaga yung nagmamassage sa akin. I have trust issues and nashokot lang ako na mamaya na bait and switch ako! 

Then he spoke

And I knew that everything was alright with the world!

Hahahaha!

Massage: So yes, magaling naman siya but is it Nuat Thai quality level? Almost, but no. I guess if you have been getting massages for quite some time now, you get to know the difference between a spa that focuses more on massage or are they ultimately catering more to the extra service. Nash's massage falls on the latter but it should be noted that among those who cater more for the extra, his massage is above most of his kind. 

I also did not get to experience the sensual massage which greatly disappointed me. Kasi that was what I really came for. But unfortunately, Nash transitioned from a legitimate spa to the ES, without so much as going in between.

That thing you do: Not the most visually pristine of members but it certainly has length and respectable girth. So definitely considered a biggie. Curves to the side. 

ES: Quoted 4k!!!

Nakakaloka! Natalo pa ang inflation ng gasoline prices. Last year it was only 2k!

Tinry ko naman humaggle but it isn't my style to haggle down hard. So pumayag na ako! Hahaha!

So what are you allowed to do for 4k? I won't go in full erotica mode here since what you can do were so limited. 

You can suck him while he hand plays your nipples and jacks you off. He won't kiss you and you aren't even allowed near his nipples. It makes him soft he says. He was not really generous with his body either and has been stirring my head away from his balls when I tried reaching for them. In other words, my mouth is only restricted to his dick which is such a shame since I wanted to explore more as he has one of the freshest smelling genital region. He did cum and I don't know how he did it, but I didn't know that spunk can actually taste that sweet! 

Will I come back for seconds? Ummm.. maybe not? (with a question mark) Hahaha! I don't think he should be charging that much for a service that limited. I was prepared to accept the limitations if it were as I have read around 2k or at most 3k. But 4k for that? The price was the deal breaker. 

Finally, an Oasis...

Ang kasalukuyang kalagayan ng hada world:

Uhaw na uhaw na ako!


In other words, I am so dry na dry na


Huhuhu! 


Sabi ng mga friends ko dahil ang choosy ko daw!


Puneta! Ako pa pala ang may kasalanan!


So imbibing all the drama of a Maricel Soriano movie, sinagot ko sila:


Oo! Ako na ang may kasalanan! Yan ba ang gusto ninyong marinig? Sige na! Kasalanan ko na ang magkaroon ng world class palate and taste!


CHAROT!


Hahaha


Pero sige, dahil new year naman, it's time for a new year's resolution


For the year 2020, hindi na ako magiging choosy!


Narinig ata ng isang dear friendship ang aking new year's resolution kaya nagmagandang loob at nagalok


Friendship: Madam! Madam! Try mo kaya sa Freelance!


ManilaSpanatic: ... ... ...

Charrraaauugghht!

Aaayyy! Baka magkaroon ng backlash!


I'm just joking!

*Ehem ehem* may mga ok naman sa freelance *ehem ehem*

Hehehe!

So January 7 pa lang and true to form I have also participated in a tradition as old as the new year's resolution!

Ang hindi tumupad sa new year's resolution!

Char!

Looks: Hmmm... how should I describe this...

When I was young---er!

Yes mga baks, younger dapat kasi young pa din naman ako now!

(Ang tumutol mawawalan ng libido FOREVER!)

Hahahaha!

So when I was younger, dumaan din naman ako sa stage ng identity crisis.

Yes mga sisters, kahit may identity crisis ako, alam kong hindi pa din ako titikim ng kipay!

Chos!

Hahaha!

Ok, kidding aside. Nagduda din naman ako sa aking sexual identity.

Pero that all changed noong nakita ko ang kanyang infamous photo with a stuff toy!

Parang bumukaka ang langit at sumilip ang araw para bigyan ako ng liwanag na ako pala ay nakatakdang maging isang...

Beauty queen!

Charot!

Hahaha

Iba talaga ang powers ng isang S-Tier level gwapo!


Life changing! Hihihi

But how was he when I met him? Well, truth be told, when I met him which was noong December, his face was still a little payat, pero definitely better than during his dark days. Gwapo pa din naman.

Tall, mestizo, ang fink ng niffols! 

Right there and then alam ko na, na siya ang may taglay ng powers para ma-wash off ang aftertaste ni Kristoff!


Charot!

Hahaha!

But ever since nagmeet kami, we've been friends in Facebook and I've been slowly observing his face since then.

Parang vulture lang na ready to pounce when the fruit is ripe!

Hihihi

In fair kay kuya, ang bilis magrecover ng face

And kung nakita ninyo ang latest photo niya...

Aaayyyy! Hinog na hinog na ang prutas! 

Taga QC ako pero handa na akong tahakin ang traffic ng EDSA para pitasin ang kanyang ripe fruit!

Hihihi!

Attitude: This came as a surprise.

When you look at photos, I guess it's normal to formulate your first impression of a person.

Mario gave me the impression that he will be maangas, or mayabang. Feeling mo nga gugulpihin ka.

So when instead, an incredibly makwento, cheerful hunk of a man with a childlike disposition is what you are meeting, you are caught off guard.

We chatted, he opened up about his troubled past and his determination to change for the better.

ES: Walang kyeme maghubad!


Pause for a moment to drool!


Hehehe!


Then another pleasant surprise came...


Actually, tatanungin ko pa nga lang siya if he kisses


Kaso bigla na akong hinalikan!

Aaaaayyy!!! Ang soft ng lips. Ang bango ng hininga!


Lumalaban din siya sa halik!


He is what I would consider a good kisser. 


A recent hire kasi after Mario who in trying to give his all to simulate passion e parang sinosmother ako ng dila niya! Tapos noong nilayo ko na siya dahil nalulunod na ako, napansin ko na basa na ng laway ang half ng face ko!


Pashneya! I don't know how pero pati ang nasolabial fold ko ay nabasa!


And I was told na madami ang baklang gustong gusto yun!


Ay diosme! You people are bad kissers!


Mario, on the other hand, is Goldilock's delight. Yung tama lang ang laway, tama lang ang pressure, tama lang ang tongue thus you can do it all night.


He also does not pull away and allows you to kiss him as long as you want. (Within acceptable limits)


And finally, that beautiful beautiful thing: He is half-caucasian.


So given na yes, it's big, and yes, it is beautifully shaped.


But that's not why I brought up his race.


You see, even how fair the complexion of an Asian is, there will always be a noticeable difference in skin tone between the skin of his penis against the rest of his body. The penis will always be more pigmented.


I've only seen the seamless transition of skin color from body to penis among caucasians.


Naalala ko lang noong may nakasabay akong caucasian sa onsen sa Japan and manghang mangha ako sa kanilang penis.


So noong naghubad ito and I saw he had that trait despite being half-Filipino


Ay caramba!


Dito na po ako titira!


Hahahaha!


Gusto kong picturan para gawing wallpaper ng laptop, ng cellphone, gawing photo key chain, good luck charm, poster, christmas greeting card...


Hahaha char!


Pero wag, baka mabugbog ako!


Hahaha!


Haaayyy Mario. The taste of his lips still lingers in my memory. I still remember when he laid on top of me while we locked lips. I could still smell the freshness of his breath and the tenderness of his tongue. I still visualize the way he got up on all fours while still on top of me, his silhoutted face directly in front of mine and for a moment our eyes locked, then he smiled exuding warmness with a taint of shyness. Then he went down to give each of my nipples a kiss before taking it into his mouth.


The tease of his rare for a Filipino cock became too much to bear. I've observed it from afar but I've longed for its taste. So I stopped what he was doing and pushed him to the side so his back would lay on the bed and I would be on top. I let my fingers run from his neck down to his groin while he closed his eyes to let out a soft moan. It was slowly growing. I spread his thighs further apart and was about to partake when I remembered...


Hmmm, this scene looks familiar...


Kaya nagbihis ako into my costume

At kumuha ng selfie habang subo ko ang kanyang alaga!


Kaboom! Talbog kang stuff toy ka!


Charauugghhtt!


Hahaha!


Overall: It was an experience to remember.


So to summarize:


1. He is definitely not laile dee.


2. If you are looking for a gorgeous man who provides good service naman, he is your man. If you are looking for mad passionate sex kung saan ang therapists ay sanay ng mamekeng hayok na hayok sayo, he is not for you.


3. If you would notice the entire FR, I put so much emphasies on his kiss. Because, that's just it, I think he is the best kisser I have experienced. And it's true, until now I can still feel his kiss when I close my eyes.


[Cue: dramatic music]


Char! Ang drama! Hahaha!


Now to be fair, iba iba naman tayo. So how do I define the best?


For me, a good kiss starts softly and gradually eases in to more intensity. You should feel the pressure of his lips but not too much that it feels he is pressing the entire weight of his head against yours. Tongue doesn't just dart into your mouth but gradually feels your receptivity before slowly slipping it in. The tongue never feels intrusive but feels like a welcome guest who is mindful of its stay. Saliva should be sufficient but only to provide lubrication and doesn't feel like you are drowning in it. And when you finally part your lips, you are left with a faint sweet aftertaste.


And that's how he did it.


4. This model prefers that you online transfer your fee rather than accepting cash. And don't worry, you'll do it naman once you're together na and not beforehand. 


Tuwang tuwa kasi siya when he sees tumataas yung ipon niya. 

But do still bring cash kasi hindi naman laging available ang online transfer. 


5. Lastly, he also has a tendency to stay overnight even if you are only paying his 2 hour rate. So depende na kung swertehin ka. Like me for instance, the only reason I got him to agree to come to Quezon City was because he has a training to attend to the following day in the area so he requested if he can stay overnight. I told him na I'm only ready to pay for his 2 hour rate and he said he is fine with it!


Sayang lang talaga kasi I could not stay the entire not due to prior a engagement. But I guess he thought I'll stay with him the entire night, kasi when I told him I was leaving, he said


"Aw, bakit aalis ka na?"


With matching sad eyes!

As in ganyan!


Ayyyy funeta!!! Hayuf!


Love ko na siya!


How is the chameleon?

Happy

Water, water everywhere...

Well, truth be told mga sisters


I've wanted to share my sexventures again to bekilandia for quite some time


Wala lang akong masight na willing victim


So nadecide ko ng isama na din pati mga hindi willing!


Charot!


Hahaha!


This particular experience was not what I would normally write about


Pero wala na kasi talaga ako mahanap


So I hope you would also enjoy my misadventures as much as my adventures


Looks: When I saw his photos, I guess I had the same reaction as everyone. 


"Ohmegad! I must have him"


"I want him inside me... NOW NA!"


Aminin... 


Matagal na nating knowsung na parepareho lang tayong malalandi!


Hihihi


Those eyes, those lips, those broad shoulders, the bulging biceps and incredibly toned torso



Muling nabuhay ang aking nanunuyong marshland!


Lalong nafeel ang pagnanasa ng inyong beauty queen noong nalaman na nagbakasyon ang lukaret at hindi pala available


So imagine a year long celibate *ehem ehem kuno ehem ehem* na beauty queen, who finally decided to end her virginity, being told she can't have what she wants!


Ohdevah! Nakakabaliw!

Nabuhos ko ata ang aking frustrations sa kakakulit sa managers ng Dreamboyz PH Masaj

Sorry na!


Alam niyo naman...


I'm only searching for love!


Char!


More than a month din hindi naging available ang inaasam asam na otoko

and since mukhang na purga na ang mga mamasan from Dreamboyz sa akin



Megastalk na lang ang inyong beauty queen sa kanilang FB


Hahahaha!


Araw araw ko talagang binantayan ang muling pagbabalik ng otoko at hinding hindi ako papayag may mauna sa kanyang matamis na coming-back-from-vacay shamod


Then one faithful day...

OHMEGAWD OHMEGAWD!



Available na siya!


I declare November 7 an official national holiday!


Charot!


Book kaagad ang lola ninyo 


Nagmadali na ako at baka maunahan pa ako ni JM Dela Cruz and the 485 likers!


Char! Hahaha!


Date, set and match!



Confeeermed!


At last maaachieve ko na ang aking life-long... ok fine! hindi naman life-long... month-long dream na matikman ang elusive Kristoff!

Hihihi

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Ding Dong!


Aaaayyy nandiyan na siya! Nandiyan na siya!


Halos madapa pa ako habang tumatakbo papuntang pintuan


Excited lungz mameet ang aking prince charming!


Hihihi!


Pagsilip sa peephole ng pinto


Ito ang bumulaga sa aking entrance:

Me: ...

...

...

Funyeta!

Bakit palaka ito!

Na putashop nanaman ako!

Well, hindi naman siya super chaka but definitely a far cry from his pictures. Shoulders are not broad and while he has a toned body, it's thin-toned and not buff-toned. The face kind of looks like him but also isn't.


Ay! Mahirap iexplain! Basta malayo!


Nagevaporate kaagad ang lahat ng aking libog!


Pero paano na ito? 


Wala naman ata silang return policy if within 7 days!


Char!


Sabihin ko kaya na "no one's home"?


Ay char! E di maririnig niya boses ko!


Haist! Wala ng choice


Sunog anda nanaman ito!


Huhuhu


Demeanor: He is polite, makwento, mabait. Seriously, no complaints here in this department. It's just that...


Hindi kita type e


Massage: Maayos. Hindi nagmamadali. I think the massage lasted more than an hour. And in our conversation he mentioned that he makes it a point to finish the massage properly. No complaints again. It's just that...


Hindi kita type e


ES: He came from the now defunct Chocobrown spa in Makati so expect Makati rates.


He gave me a few options:


1. I could just pay the massage and bar fine of around 900 pesos if I will not avail his extra service


2. Package #1: Kamasutra massage with handjob and sweet release. 2.5k


3. Package #2: Kamasutra massage, you get to see him naked, touch his cock and he will do ipit style until your sweet release. 3.5k


4. Package #3: All the way. 5k


Lukaret! Wag ka ng umasa sa 5k. After all...


Hindi naman kita type e


But of course, being a lady of grace and composure, I didn't want to seem rude and uninterested so I decided to throw him a bone and go with the 3.5k.


He took off his clothes while I was busy searching for my libido


He started massaging my groin and was doing his best to raise the flag


"Sir, hindi ata tumatayo"


"Aaayy I had a tiring day kasi, tapos puyat pa ako, tapos kakajakol ko lang kasi kanina, tapos may iniinom kasi ako na gamot na nakakababa ng libido, tapos..."


Aaaaayyy nasabi ko na ata ang lahat ng excuse na pwede sabihin!


Sumuko na ata si kuya so he asked


"Sir gusto ninyo hawakan?"


"Ok lang"


It grew to above average and actually nicely shaped penis.


Buti pa siya! Yung akin patay pa din!

So konting handjob and konting hump hump


After 5min, I decided to do the often done to you but never imagined you will do to others 'The Flash' maneuver!


"Ok na Kristoff, bihis ka na!"


Nagulat ata ang otoko or talagang ineenjoy pa niya ang beauty ko because suddenly he uttered:


"Sir, pwede ba ako magpalabas?"


Aaaayyyy nakakaloka!


Ang hirap talaga maging maganda!


Char


So I said:


"Sige na nga! Pero 2.5k ang fee ko!"


CHARAUGHT!!!!


Hahaha syempre hindi


Hindi ako pang SRP!


Chos!


So I sat beside him while he spanked his above average actually kinda looks nice monkey to his contentment.



Overall: Actually, kung type ko lang siya, this would have been a very pleasant experience. But alas, that's not the case so as much as I want to uplift the experience, it is what it is.


How is the chameleon?

*Note: Kristoff is actually the latest in a string of hires that I was not satisfied with. I am beginning to think that currently, there are no more fishes in the sea. So I think I might go back to the oldies but goodies until a new victim... este prince can be found.


Chos!